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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

She wears lipstick to cover the orange.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    When I was on the playground we just said "what're you, gay?" and "if you like Iran so much why don't you marry him."

    First time I've heard a kid use cock warmer to insult their classmate. I blame their parents.

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  • [–] 104 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    That is going to sound really ironic one day when it comes out publicly that Loomer was serving as Donald's cock warmer.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I’m fairly sure she already bragged once about front-of-the-mouthing Cheetos mushroom cock on twitter, although that could just be the delirium of hearing about these fucks every day for ten years.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wasn't there a rumor about them two being real close and spending time alone together? Like she was sucking him off or whatever.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The only cock warmer Donald is capable of is the piss he takes in his diaper every 140 minutes.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah, Donald's a dog.

    He's fucking somebody, and it isn't Melania.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The guy’s closing on 80 and is widely purported to be incontinent. Now ask yourself if he is willing to risk someone seeing his little piggly wiggly dick smeared with his own shit and unable to get hard. I think we’d be flattering him to imagine he’s out there banging away.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    There are drugs and surgeries for that, and we know definitively that Donald has no problem getting surgical enhancements.

    Is it gross-ass John Paul Getty type sex?

    Yes, but I'm absolutely sure they're fucking.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They are, it's called social media

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I want to see them in the fucking Thunderdome.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hope to see her in prison one day, along with all the fascists in the administration. Every single one of the cunts.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Laura Loomer wants world war 3.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    She's probably radiation-proof at this point with all the plastic in her.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wonder if history books will have screen shots of shitter.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don’t know, or care, what precipitated this. I’ll just enjoy it. Conservative infighting makes me smile.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    Man, the US has just been putting some really quality people out lately, eh. Strove for greatness, ended up a circus act you'd find under a bridge in the seedy part of the city.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    She's got quite the little mushroom basket on her.

    Does she blow her mother with that mouth?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    Arabic cock warmer

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Crazy, homophobic, and a little racist

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    All that noise is a waste of our time to listen to. Who cares what they say? What are they doing?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago*

    I don't know what Tucker's angle is and I don't care, all I know is that by boosting his drama this week we're all helping that cockroach get whatever it is he's going for. More time in the spotlight or whatever. I'd rather let them all fight it out in obscurity. Remember, Tucker is a straight-up white supremacist who should have stayed faded into obscurity when Jon Stewart owned him so bad that he lost his own show over two decades ago. Keep that man dead!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Arabs are Semites too. Loomer is antisemitic.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And I think they're disagreeing over Iran, which is not an Arabic country.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    True, but to MAGA there are like 5 kinds of people in the world: White, Black, Arab, Chinese, Mexican.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I'm surprised she could unlatch her lamprey lips off Trump's poopy diaper filler long enough to say words.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Bitch fight! Bikini mud wrestling!

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