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[–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The only cock warmer Donald is capable of is the piss he takes in his diaper every 140 minutes.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah, Donald's a dog.

    He's fucking somebody, and it isn't Melania.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The guy’s closing on 80 and is widely purported to be incontinent. Now ask yourself if he is willing to risk someone seeing his little piggly wiggly dick smeared with his own shit and unable to get hard. I think we’d be flattering him to imagine he’s out there banging away.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    There are drugs and surgeries for that, and we know definitively that Donald has no problem getting surgical enhancements.

    Is it gross-ass John Paul Getty type sex?

    Yes, but I'm absolutely sure they're fucking.

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