Our Thanksgiving in October makes more sense, am I right?

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[–] 15 points 1 year ago

A whole new meaning for "cockgobbler".

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Oh, did it come early this year?

    Some premature thanksgivulation.

    A day early and a baster short.

    I think you've made a gravy mistake.

    I'll see myself out...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Yeah you're thankful the geese are invading Amrica and giving ya'll a break from the horrors.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ooh, it's not a cock, but a turkey!

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  • [–] [B] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What's the chocolate one look like?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    @BonesOfTheMoon A quick reminder on how colonizers fucked the natives over.

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Why did they put a blue origin rocket on a Thanksgiving cake?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I know a lot of people see a cock gobbler, but I’m in it for the turkey breasts.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The 6 Nations had 12-13 Thanksgiving feasts. One for each harvest, so we're literally just celebrating 1/12-1/13 of the holiday anyway.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Looks like a middle earth hens night cake

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