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Four looks like the only one made of stainless steel. The rest will have a flavour.

#4 looks like a shoehorn. Is that even concave enough to use as a spoon? Likely not. That's out.

#3 is definitely not a spoon. No idea what it is, but it's not gonna work well as a spoon. Not gonna deal with that one.

#2 is actually a spoon, but a small one. It'll be frustrating to use forever. I'd prefer not to use it.

#1 is actually a decent sized spoon. Oddly shaped, but it'll hold a decent amount of food or liquid. I guess I could live with that one.

If 4 is some weird ass moomin spoon like I think it might, definitely that one because fuck yeah moomin!

Otherwise it has to be the goblin shovel.

Why wouldn't anyone choose 1? It's just a bit blocky, but a spoon nonetheless.

And the question said eat, so small spoons are available for cooking or jars when needed

3 and use it to threaten OP into letting me use a normal spoon again.

has to be #1. Can eat soup comfortably, will balance in hand well without your hand touching the soup. Still small enough to stir coffee.

I choose no spoon

My fingers. My. Goddamned. Fingers. Fuck you. I'd rather go through the sensory hell of shoveling chicken noodle in my gullet than use any of these textural monstrocities.

Looking to introduce the spoon thing for non-autistics too eh?

None of the above, I will use my fingers instead.

2 is the only one that doesn't look so big it won't fit in your mouth.

1-3 are out of the question

• 1: unpleasant form
• 2 and 3: unpleasant material (coarse/blunt, don't know the English word)
• 4: weird but ok

2. Nice handle length and it's small enough to fit into most containers of anything I'm likely to need a spoon for

Going with Indiana Jones logic I'll pick 2

2, all the other ones can go to hell holy shit i'd cry if i had to eat with them (yes, i'm neurodivergent hello)

Number 4 because its the biggest

No.

Gimme the little shovel. (3)

The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!

#4 -> melt it down, make 3 normal spoons

4

Great shape for soup, scooping out ice cream, sliding your foot into a tight shoe, eating oatmeal and eating cereal.

in spite of myself i choose Saucy Goblin Spoon and am angry every time i eat cereal until i die

I'd definitely pick 3.

First of all, if you can only eat with one spoon, you might as well pick a cool-looking one. Imagine being at a social event and people are handing out spoons to eat soup or whatever, and you're like "no thanks, I always eat with this spoon I brought from home". That would be kinda cringe and weird if you pick a spoon with a boring basic design. But if you pick the third one with it's interesting demon handle, it's gonna make you look mysterious. People are going to wonder and ask you about the story behind the spoon. Women will giggle at you and ask if you'd share the spoon with them.

Secondly, it has the most generally useful shape. Being smaller than the others can be very useful for eating from some containers. It has corners instead of being perfectly round, which allows a bit of scraping. But because the corners are rounded, you don't have to worry about leaving scratches or carving microplastics out of plastic containers.

No more soup for me, i guess.

#3. It has a little guy!!!

This is fucked up.

Any man that loses their spoon spends a night in the box.

Easy, #4 doubles as a poop scoop

Number four if I can flip it 180 degrees. Looks like a nice shoveling spoon with some knifing ability.

If I can’t flip it then number one.

One. It already looks like the sugar spoon my kid always picks first for her meals anyway.

I'll use my fingers.

Can't, I already got a titanium spork more than a decade ago.

Low effort post, taken from tiktok. You guys bring these new ideas over here, you should become something lol