Is this Saddam Hussein

I just sleep on the floor rolled up in a giant blanket like a caterpillar in a cocoon. I have no idea why, but it works for me. Mattresses always hurt my back.

"straight line" the acticle says as its graphic shows a line as straight as Jim Parsons

Bringing my terrible standing posture into sleeping positions sounds brilliant.

I'm a side sleeper. Guess I'm doomed.

I like to cross my arms across my chest, as well. If it's good enough for vampires and pharaohs, it's good enough for me. I have scared the shit out of several roommates, though..i

That looks deeply uncomfortable, but alright.

Saddam Hussain?

Yes, but you sleep best in a confortable and not forced position. Back/neck pain is the result of an forced position which not change in the hours of sleep. There isn't any pain when you are confortable in a not too old and good mattress

I love how absolutely nothing in these "straight pose" diagrams is ever straight.

This is too hot. Pillow too hot and now you have three pillows and two of them are under the covers.

My favorite part of these comments are the number of people coming to the realization they may have sleep apnea, lol

Sounds miserable

I just sleep like I’m a freeze frame of the party boy dance on my face

Having something under my lower back sounds awful. Head and knees, yes, but back?

ITT everyone ridiculing what has always been the exact truth for my sleeping.

How can people sleep on their back without suffocating when they wake up ?

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The best defense against an achy neck or back in the morning is to sleep just like you stand, says Ellen Wermter, a nurse practitioner who runs Restorative Sleep Medicine, a sleep clinic in Virginia. When you sleep in a position that follows the natural curvature of your spine, it reduces the possibility of muscle strain.

While lying down, your body should form a straight line from the top of your head to your tailbone. Wermter suggests placing your ears over your shoulders and your shoulders over your hips. Point your chin straight ahead, not tucked into your chest or stretched up toward the sky. Aim for symmetry with your arms for proper circulation.

For more tips on how to minimize body aches in the morning, read our story: https://n.pr/42mJ64J