Damn German chancellor Friedrich Merz keep saying we're living beyond our means. I'm finally realizing what he means, we don't have enough nobel laureates to justify our chocolate consumption
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Correlation always equates to causation. Everyone know that.
Winning a Nobel prize causes one to consume enormous amounts of chocolate? Is that what the prize money pays for?
The medal is actually made of chocolate. The rumor is if you steal and eat someone’s nobel prize you absorb their power.
per capita wealth: 👋
See also: spending said wealth on public education.
I think you can combine the two. It's basically places where anybody capable can easily become a grad student and have enough spending money as a grad student to buy chocolate whenever they want.
(Edit: plus some historical bias since they've been giving out Nobel Prizes for more than a century)
Or as my daffy kid calls it, "choglet". Future Nobel contender, there.
My kids used used to call it chokit. They have since learned to pronounce it correctly, but my wife and I have adopted chokit permanently.


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