Just put a traffic cone on it. It's apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.
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That is a very expensive prank.
Edit: Also...I wonder which of those two took it home.
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It’s silicone or whatever material? Slice it off at the bottom and put a “wet floor” cone over the remains so people don’t trip? No need to lock down the school over a funny prank.
Jesus christ that's really funny. Also God damn that school is pathetic if they didn't think of just cutting it and putting a cone over the remnants until they could properly remove it
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Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.
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lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i'd have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down
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No, the school had to admit to a massive cockup.
I love this so much.
Was this a cock up ?
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I like that idea. It is not yet on the ever-growing list if forbidden pranks.
The cock is locked, so your education is blocked.
Damn right it was hard. lmao
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No active shooter or cooter
I'm calling it now. An episode of South Park that does the Uvalde shooting, but instead of shooting, it's a gigantic dildo being paraded through classrooms or something. Everything played straight, but no killing, just kids hiding terrified behind tables, and a selfless teacher sacrificing herself when faced with a giant silicone dong, etc.
Why does a 3 foot dildo even exist?
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That flooring was hard on all the students.
Wait, it isn't black?
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My principle threatened to hold back every single one of us if even one fid a senior prank. There was none. I transitioned since and kinda wanna find my principle on Facebook just to act like I pranked him
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