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"You're not going to heaven Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you? None of you are going to heaven There's a trillion aliens cooler than you"
"From God's Perspective" - Bo Burnham
Um, I was told all the Christians would be gone. I'm rooting for the rapture as hard as they are these days.
All good people were raptured but their bodies are kept operating so us left on earth will never know.
Tell this to your local asshole evangelists. Let them deduct themselves that they are abandoned by god because they are shite.
We would know. My dogs are still here.
Even biblically speaking rapture isn't real, at least rapture american protestants or specifically evangelicals think.
Reminds me of this lyric
The day the rapture came, a forgettable event The clouds, they opened up and not a single person went To the chromatic whistle of a carousel calliope Stomp the citizens of our clown idiot dingbat society
Uhhh, this would actually explain a lot right now...
But I think magic jesus definitely would've raptured up all the innocent kids and such.
So it'd be like what we're seeing now with trump in charge, just with all the decent people gone.
But then again I don't actually know how it would work, due to the simple fact that fairy tales aren't real.
Well, Charlie Kirk got ruptured early.
Isn't there supposed to be like total destruction, war, famine and so on? Anyway, the world certainly has some of that, but the chaos hasn't reached every place. It's always tied to a particular place and time. It's not happening everywhere.
Anyway, that's just my vague Hollywood style interpretation of what it might be. I don't even know what Christians say about the Rupture.
I bet all babies and toddlers would disappear.
But yeah, beyond that, I doubt there's an adult out there who doesn't break several of the 7 deadly sins many times a week: in present day society Greed and Envy are probably broken pretty much all the time, Wrath is probably a very common one for "conservatives" to break, and then there's Lust which is naturally common, Glutony which is certainly widespread given the overweight "epidemics" in most countries and Sloth is likely very common in car-centric societies - I mean, somebody taking their car to go 500m to a store to buy a pack of beers and some chips is probably guilty of both Glutony and Sloth.
That said, all the babies and toddlers and only them suddenly disappearing all at once would give it away.
There are a few new missing persons reports on (what were) the last twelve remaining good people on the planet. The rest of us are down here jacking off in the bathroom with the fan on because parenthood has made it increasingly difficult (and way too risky) to do it in front of a computer.
The Leftovers is just a "rapture" isn't it
I literally said this yesterday. Please stop eavesdropping
Pretty sure heat death of the Sun will get us before Rapture happens. Then again they might think that's Rapture event if humans still exist by that time.
They would not recognize Jesus anyway, expecting a white man wearing a toga and a cross, and carrying an American flag and an AR15.
Maybe a pature happened, but it was Rush Limbaugh getting raptured down to an even lower depth of hell.
I posted the same thing on mastodon yesterday.
If the rapture was exactly as described by Revelations: You would definitely still fucking know, regardless of whether or not you got sent to Heaven. There's a lot more to it than just people flying into the sky.
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