The kids are alright
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I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this
That shit is capsule, family.
Isn't driving your wife crazy the entire purpose of marriage?
Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?
what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt
That's Mister Runt to you...
that's what they call you in Philadelphia?
Nah, in philly they call me Squeak
i'm very very poorly referencing this scene, about 50 seconds in
Is this true, chat?
It's fax, deadass.
Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.
Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.
The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.
periodt.💯
Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐
I tried reading that but got tired about halfway through. I'm old. I need my rest.
This is actually very encouraging.
AI is cap
I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.
- In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
That kinda goes hard honestly.
AI - artificial information
Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.
I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.
I prefer the term synthetic information.
Ash is a goddamn robot!
Bishop prefers "synthetic person"! Hey fellas, get a load of this guy!
I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.
There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.
Just as I thought it was going alright
I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI
Brainrot.
Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.
Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.
This is true of adults as well. Or "i dont like it. The holocaust is ai"
We're doomed folks. Doomed because idiots walk the earth.
solution: don't have kids

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