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[–] 164 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    We won't get fooled again!

    So sang the asshole (Roger Daltrey) who backed Brexit all the way, like james woods backs hashtag-maga. The way Tila Tequila was a staunch flat-Earther!

    Then get a load of this: post-Brexit, Daltrey bitching and whining about the new rules and regulations, taxes and fees to pay for playing in mainland, EU-Europe!

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  • [–] 116 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That shit is capsule, family.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Isn't driving your wife crazy the entire purpose of marriage?

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago

    That is one big pile of AI.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    It's fax, deadass.

    Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.

    Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.

    The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.

    periodt.💯

    Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐

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  • [–] 77 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is actually very encouraging.

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    I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.

    1. In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    AI - artificial information

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.

    I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.

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  • I approve. Carry on.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    This post is so believeable, totally not AI

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    They're ready to post on lemmy.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    "Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.

    There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    That's numberwang!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago*

    Better understanding of AI than most adults

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Humans together strong!

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    Google Video or it didn't happen!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Makes sense.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I'mma be honest That's AI.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    Just as I thought it was going alright

    I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right

    It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    That post is ai.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    Brainrot.

    Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.

    Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    This whole post is AI . .

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  • This is true of adults as well. Or "i dont like it. The holocaust is ai"

    We're doomed folks. Doomed because idiots walk the earth.

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  • [–] -5 points 1 year ago (2 children)