[–] 7 points 5 months ago

Now hold on, being a Billionaire and being a Trillionaire are not mutually exclusive; in fact, if you are a Trillionaire you are also by definition a Billionaire, so your monkey's paw hasn't actually granted your wish!

Idk what you're supposed to do with that information I just like being a smartass sometimes

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    I hate when people post provocative headlines and don't give details.

    The "something" in the water is called dihydrogen monoxide; in small enough quantities it can be healthy and is even necessary for some people, but too much of it can lead to suffocation and combined with salt can lead to dehydration.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Just a friendly reminder that the bastard's 80th birthday is tommorow, and it's happening while one of the largest sporting events is being hosted in his country by his buddy.

    Any theories on what he's going to do for the occasion?

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