Seems kind of tame for British PMs, at least Starmer hasn't fucked a dead pig, as far as we know

The slang term has two meanings in the U.K. and U.S., respectively. When a Brit calls themselves "gooners," they are emphasizing their support for the Arsenal Football Club. However, Americans refer to "gooners" as impulsive pornography addicts who are known to be chronic masturbators.

This is a non-story. He was addressing Parliament. Why would the US meaning be at all relevant when the UK PM addresses the UK Parliament?

I mean, I don’t doubt that Sir Keir is jorkin’ it, and by “it” I mean his peanits.

Maybe not at his desk.

What's with the British and their ?

Arsenal fans are gooners. Very interesting term.

Not a fan of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goon_Show though?

The pun being that Arsenal kept placing very highly in the Premier League for years without actually winning it.

So am I but I don't go around public speaking about it

holy shit, AOL is still around

'Gooner' = Arsenal FC fan. We've used that term for decades (it started out as a sarcastic variation of 'gunner' used by opposition fans, but we adopted it). This stupid new slang meaning for the word can fuck off.

the Anne Hathaway kind, or the to Anne Hathaway kind

His approach to politics is almost arteta-like, except his supporters don't even get to be hopeful.