"Man! I wish Elon wasn't a billionaire"

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[–] 7 points 5 months ago

Now hold on, being a Billionaire and being a Trillionaire are not mutually exclusive; in fact, if you are a Trillionaire you are also by definition a Billionaire, so your monkey's paw hasn't actually granted your wish!

Idk what you're supposed to do with that information I just like being a smartass sometimes

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago
    14 comments in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world view that post
    [–] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    And now my turkey sandwich is a little dry.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Global currency collapse ensues, everyone’s money is now worthless.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    When people ask they do as Mr. Beast and claim they're in debt. When they need a new loan from the bank, they're asset rich. In actual fact they're on an elite form of welfare.

    Capitalism is welfare for the rich, brutality for the poor.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    I mean isn't he still technically a billionaire having a thousand billions or do these words not work like that?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Should have wished that Elon has no money.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    See this here, Beep? I knew we had something more in common besides loving comics and webcomics. Three thumbs up.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Never understood why the Monkey paw does not just curl all fingers except the middle one, would make more sense.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Wish granted hes a trillionaire now

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