I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.

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[–] 110 points 1 year ago (7 children)

He absolutely had a stroke. His bruised hand is probably from being hooked ip to an IV and being really, really old. The side effects are confusion, trouble being coherent, and other mental problems he already had so at least those won't be as noticeable as they would be on a regular person.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I'm pretty damned old and just had a cannula in my hand for a couple of days because I had surgery that required me to be knocked out. No hematoma. For him to have gotten one of those, either a nurse fucked up or he's on blood thinners.

    And yeah, there's some evidence he's been having mini-strokes on and off for at least a year. Here's hoping they get progressively worse, and he sees nothing in his future but worsening debility and helplessness, surrounded by people who despise him. May he survive long into his term, just to frustrate Vance's ambitions. A long power struggle as his flunkies try to remove him from office while dishing the dirt on his incompetence and dementia will also be wonderfully humiliating and will make Vance seem even more like the backstabbing weasel he already is.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I'd rather he croaked earlier because Vance doesn't have the same belligerence that has led to declaring war on US cities and he doesn't have the cult following that enables it when Trump does that shit. Vance would be actively undercut by the party and it would fall back to infighting.

    If nothing else it wouldn't be worse now and I wouldn't have to hear about Trump as much.

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  • [–] 72 points 1 year ago* (29 children)
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    JFC that's not a little bit of a droop. That's almost definitely signs of a stroke. A guy I knew at work looked exactly the same after his stroke. Trump looked relatively normal at the u.s. open a few days ago and you'd think after a stroke he'd at least take a week or two off given his advanced age and "robust" health. Maybe it's bell's palsy or someone smacked him upside the head with a frying pan?

    Edit: Also this article seems a little on the nose.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    He can’t take time off. He believes it’ll make him look “weak” and he’ll lose control of the narrative.

    And deliciously, him trying to push through and play strong man will kill him even quicker. I seriously wonder if he’s starting to question his mortality or is just completely ignorant.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    He disappeared for Labor Day weekend. Like all of it. Not a normal Trump weekend at all. The first interview afterwards was a private interview with a right wing outlet.

    Then the AI facepaint video about Kirk.

    The only thing that doesn’t fit with the coverup is the taking in front of Marine 1 if I have the timeline right.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    look at melania, she must be estatic hes about to pass.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Oof yeah thats an old man who's unlikely to make enough of a recovery to be doing speeches for a living again. Didn't see if it's full body sagittal droop or just facial. Former says stroke, latter says palsy. Like neither is good for him but palsy is manageable, stroke in a 79 year old is entirely likely to be the beginning of the end.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Latter can also say stroke, just localized to the area of the brain that controls the facial nerve.

    My hope is that something blows out in his brainstem. If he survives it, there's no way he'd be able to hide the effects of that.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Concern is the wrong word, delight is the correct word. The sooner he dies the better.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Nah, if he dies too soon Vance has more time to cement his power. He needs to wait like 2 years and 8 months.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If he dies soon enough this counts as Vance's first term for 22nd amendment purposes.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Vance is not capable of that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    No, if it's more than 2 years into Trump's term, then he still gets to serve two full terms. He could conceivably serve for 10 years. He needs to take over sooner than that.

    Besides, bad as Vance is, every day with Trump is far worse. At least if Vance took over Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller would probably be out quickly. He's Trump's Wormtongue, whispering poison into his ear, and with pair of them gone, some of the worst behavior would calm down a bit.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Sadly, there is an ever-ending shit-shoot of potential other candidates to follow. They won't have to capture his audience or be as "charismatic" as he is. As things fall apart and degrade. They will just crack down as authoritarians do. On innocent people of every stripe.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    I would have preferred the last three years of his miserable life spent in a maximum security prison, but as it seems like the law doesn't exist in the US anymore I will accept a series of strokes leading to shitting himself and collapsing on a stage in public. I'm okay with that trade.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago

    And the most important question is: Where are the Epstein files?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Lol. I wouldn't call it "alarm".

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Draws questions and alarm?

    Question: When will he finally croak?

    Alarm: They will be wasting millions to keep this rotting corpse alive for as long as possible.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    "Draws alarm"?

    Yep, it's the party alarm.

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  • Idk what they’re talking about it’s drawing joy and schadenfreude from me

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    Jeez, why doesn't he just blow a gasket and get it the hell over with?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I mean if there was justice in the world I like to imagine a giant demonic hand would burst up through the ground and grab him so tightly his eyes bulge out and drag him screaming down to actual biblical hell but we can't always get what we want unfortunately.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    On Sept. 11, 2025, people assumed that the Pentagon's memorial ceremony marking the victims of 9/11 would be a somber, typical occasion.

    Are these people unaware of who is president?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Him being a dumb fascist who raped children doesn't draw an alarm? His ugly face does.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    While I won't wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell's Palsy?

    For those of you who don't know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell's Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If you are talking about herpes, over half of us have it. You can contract it during birth if your mom has an active infection even. I thought it was gonna be something crazy lol

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    Get your fireworks and champagne ready

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Denzel kept making that same face in that new Spike Lee movie, so it might be nothing.

    I say he should avoid see a doctor about it, and wait until gets much, much worse. Then ignore it for a while longer, because it will probably go away.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    You want to hear something scary? The most likely candidate to take over MAGA movement is MTG.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    She's a stooge and a useful idiot... She doesn't have the ear of anyone important. Hell, i don't think she's on any legislative committees, which tells me nobody important is backing her.

    Edit: just looked at the committees she's a part of. Her only appointment of note is being chair of DOGE....i rest my case.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Who in the party supported Trump during his first campaign? The whole party was against him. Until he won.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's not the "party" that matters.... It's who is giving money to the party. Sometimes it takes a minute for the donors to settle on the same horse.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    And last time they settled on Trump who didn't have any support inside the party. So what makes you think they can't settle on MTG now? Clearly they don't look on how many committees someone is sitting.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I doubt it, but she's definitely going to try. So will every other MAGA with a reputation, include media types.

    MAGA is a cult of personality, and once Trump assumes room temperature, so will MAGA. But they won't want to let it go, so Don Jr, Vance, Hegseth, Bondi, Rubio, Patel, Empty G, Boobert, Loomer, Hawley, Johnson, Cotton, DeSatan, etc. will all be stabbing each other in the back.

    It will be ferocious and endlessly entertaining.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nobody will take over. They'll fight amongst themselves, but they were all choosen for loyalty to Trump first and competence a distant second.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    cant wait for his face to droop all over his keyboard making him RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES by accident

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    When he dies the right will just tell themselves the dems poisoned him.

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