Time crawls when your kids don't speak to you during retirement.

Bring home a boyfriend and call both of them daddy

Next time the dad says "Well that went quicker than I thought" you just repeat the same line he said to you.

This is gay but is it fake?

Moral high ground. "I'm disappointed in your lack of ethics," and walk out.

Or you could move out of mom and dads house and be an adult.

fake: anon has any relationship with his dad whatsoever

gay: gay

Homophobe father deserves a Nobel Prize if his proposed sexuality-based time dilation is reproducible under lab conditions.

Time flies when you're a faggot

My sides

People like Anon‘s dad are the reason why earth is still such a backward hillbilly place. Irrational disdain for harmless things like queerness, meanwhile actual problems and crimes like global warming, PFAS usage, genocide and corruption from top government officials are being ignored.

Fun fact: Humans are less socially intelligent than apes.

I love how asshole parents assume their health will always be okay, and they’ll never need any kind of home care or a place to live. BURNING BRIDGES IS MORE IMPORTANT!

If you're in a situation like anon, get out of there as soon as you can. Always remember these moments. When your dad gets old and needs your help, tell him "only f*****s need their sons to do stuff for them".

Ask him what kind of nursing home he wants to be abandoned at.

Tell him it's hereditary and that he must have the genes? Lol

And his mom says nothing. Thanks for being a complicant piece of shit anon's mom.

Go fishing until they are dead. Time will fly by.

Honestly, I think his dad is just a giant abusive piece of shit, who would just use any excuse to beat the shit out of his son.

I wonder what he would say if you told him that it's on him and must be in his blood too since he sired you.

Just bide your time and wait for him to say that went by fast or time flies and hit him back with a hard f-word.

I haven't been called a faggot before, but when I've been insulted in this sort of casual, out-of-nowhere way, I've found that responding with "go fuck yourself" in a calm tone of voice and then continuing my conversation to be effective.

Just have sex with your dad already. Remove the sexual tension.

The obvious answer is to invite over the biggest, burliest bear you can imagine, get him to befriend your dad and make your dad think you've finally made a "real man" friend, and then fuck the bear in the ass in front of dad. Assert dominance. Are you a faggot? Absolutely. Faggots can dominate the manliest of men.

Fake: anon spends time with his parents

Gay: time flies for anon

Go to your room? drop an "ok boomer", this fucker sounds like he'd explode at it

Start fishing, dad will be dead in no time.

I'm not saying you should break your dad's nose but standing up to him like the kind of (toxic?) man he would accept would probably change his attitude.

Honestly wouldn't acknowledge his existence. A younger version of myself would refuse to believe this was a true story and that people are like that. Now, I'm wise enough to choose my battles. Some people just aren't worth your time.

It'll all be over quickly, after all time flies when you're a fag, can I get that on a hoodie?

“Good one, dad! Hey, would you mind just standing at the top of these stairs real quick?”

I work with a guy who went through something similar. He is ok now, very out and happy with his orientation but still will talk about it, and when he goes home for holidays they still are unaccepting. He's 40 something and they still have not come to terms with his gayness.

My daughter's girlfriend literally started crying one day "you guys are so accepting of me" she practically lives here because her parents are not. WTF, parents? I don't get this. I live my straight lady life, their lives are theirs, their sexual orientation has no effect on me, unless they like assholes, which they do not, all have great boy-or-girlfriends.

According to the right-wing, "oh what, you wanna outlaw comedy now? it's just a joke you snowflake!"

If you're not offended by the father's comments, just change the offending word to whatever you are. If you think nothing's wrong with it, it could be worth learning why

I got picked on a lot as a kid. What it did was make me hyper sensitive to other people's insecurities. I would see you and think: weight, race, bad at school, has a crush on X. I'd memorize it and put it in my back pocket and just dig at someone when they'd take a shot at me. It was a horribly daunting way to live because you're never really enjoying the moment.

Q: What does that say about dad watching fishing on tv rather than doing it for real on the water?

A: The man has sucked every dick in town.

just quit gaying bro

call him a square

Go fishing but come back with a full bucket of fish within an hour.

Call kesb

At least it would have made a bit of sense saying : Time flies when you are gay?

Posts suck when anon is a faggot

"...and you're a whole life older than I. Want me to tell mom?"