What about the ones in the zoo?

The 0.6% being born in Africa:

DYK there used to be an arctic penguin

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk

Then when they got to the antarctic, they said hey they're here too! That's how the penguin got its name. But they weren't related.

how many decimal places are needed to include penguins in zoos?

Serious question: what sort of crimes do I have to commit to be reincarnated as a penguin in Australia but not Antarctica?

Ok, but what's the chance of being hatched on each continent? I believe that it's a statistical insignificant amount penguins being born anyway

I wonder what would happen if we transplanted some penguins from Antarctica to the arctic. Would they survive?

Maybe some of the more endangered ones could live and thrive up there, and then become a second food source for the polar bears so they don't starve now that there isn't as much ice to hunt seals on.

It's not like there much of an ecosystem up there that an invasive species can fuck up like the toads down in Australia.

I have never even had a chance to win the birth lottery :(

I like these odds. Being a penguin sounds like generalized anxiety with an extra layer of flubber.

"I'd rather be happy than right any day"

sideeyes South America

South American here. Can confirm 👍

it is the address to the golden door

https://youtu.be/oks2R4LqWtE