This has happened to me before.

Keep it in mind: every time you take a shit, you're essentially reverse dildoing your ass. Very homo.

I.. is this a real thing??

Lots of TIL in this one

that one guy on Quora's quest to shit cum and piss at the same time is actually possible. Who knew

Y'all need some fibre

What? No matter how bad a diet I’ve had this has never been a thing.

Sitting here doom scrolling lemmy and waiting for my first mellencamp.

I can almost feel the definition of mellencamp replacing a childhood memory in my brain.

So aah for science what diet would um assist in this happening?

If you ever have to take a dump outside, away from a toilet, this can happen more easily. At least it's easier to notice. Happens to me nearly every time I have to do so. I work way out in the field, so often enough. Probably happens at the toilet more often than you think. You just have it tucked so piss stays in the bowl.

Careful, you might summon the Wanky Shit Demon by mistake

Nothing like suffering from the ass destroyer ripping you apart while stimulating the prostate and getting that sweet weird boner.

Everyone here with pre signs of colon/prostate cancer. Not saying it can't happen but man, every male gets to deal with prostate cancer at some point in their life (most grow old without it ever being noticeable, but its still thete.)

I thought it would be called a Mellencamp cause of his shit music.

I swear I am gonna jam a microphone down that man’s throat if I have to hear “small town” one more damn time. You can’t just rhyme small town with small town, stop saying small town!!

Sooo its not normal? Have I been lied too?

This reminds me about this really weird forum post I read about a long time where a lady started talking about how she orgasmed during child birth. I call BS.