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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a plant eater I hate to say this but a pure meat diet (absolutely nothing else) will do this to you, it’ll be a once-a-week (or so) ass ripping constipation dump with the best chances for your eh… fulfilment.

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[–] PoliteDudeInTheMood@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I had a UTI recently (thanks to the diabeetus) and for some reason I got constipated as a side effect. Can confirm, 3 days backup was enough to trigger this interesting event.

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 1 year ago

As a pure meat eater, i have some bad news, carnivore poops are regular, small, and without any constipation.

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