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[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I.. is this a real thing??

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[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I have no idea. And I'd rather not find out either. Nothing good will come from trying to find out.

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

A little good might come ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Technically it's possible, but the likelihood of it ever happening to someone is about as good as you finding a leprechaun's pot of gold.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hah, jokes on you, that has happened to me

I found a pot of gold

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[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 8 points 1 year ago

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[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

I just found pot then lost all motivation to keep looking.

Funny memes go ha ha

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[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

Sounds like you underestimate the power of opiate-based constipation. I've heard from addicts of this happening enough that I just assumed it would only happen to someone that severely constipated.

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[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Yes. It hasn't happened to me, but I had a close call once.

One of many things I will not be discussing with my therapist.

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"Let's go back to the time you had that life altering turd splooge. How do you think this affected your relationship with your father?"

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[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Im curious too but i know there's a 0% chance of getting a straight answer here in the comments.

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Yes.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 point 1 year ago

I sure hope so.

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