This isnโt as appallingly sexist as I expected it to be
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I kind of expected these to have aged worse. Some are solid - if a little obvious in modern times - advice.
And then there are the others... At least some of them are humorous; show them to your partner guys i'm sure she will appreciate them. Even if she is just a wife ๐ซ
I showed it to my wife and she laughed a bit too hard at the "devoid of colour sense" part.
were you wearing purple and green at the time?
Hey, the joker pulls it off!
Yeah, but he's also a homocidal maniac who comits mass murder.
Man, color theory is intense.
Private healthcare bankrupts millions and causes tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths?
Nobody bats an eye...
But if I, a man, wear purple and green highlights in the makeup on my face, the dye in my hair, everybody loses their minds!!!
All you have to do is ask society to wear a mask to protect from a virulent virus, and these people will eat each other.
if you don't have the confidence to be at least a little bit of a homocidal maniac and commit a little mass murder, you gotta follow color theory
Which is what makes him even more appealing. The splatters of blood which I assume he then has would go great on a face painted white.
Do you have a joker outfit too
Yeah, itโs not that these are bad. Itโs that many people of the time needed to be told these in the first place.
I wanted to show my wife, but she didn't meet me on the threshold! I had to search the house for her!!! The horror...
My wife is the one unhappily devoid of colour sense, so I'm sure she'd get a chuckle out of it. Meanwhile she's the one with two doctorates sharing her work problems with me because hey, I may be just a husband, but I can listen good a'd understand stuff!
Nah but it's a nice list, honestly. Their heart was in the right place and that's what matters.
"Even a wife is an individual". Wait what.
DON'T say your wife wastes time in reading, even if she only reads fiction.

I guess in 1913 that was "you spend too much time watching trash TV"
what do you think was in those 'fiction' books of yore?
That has been me in the past. Not to my wife, but as a younger person, I only read history books and stuff (still do) and felt superior because I did that (I don't do that anymore of course), so I would sneer at my friends' fiction and stuff because it was "worthless" compared to "real history" where you "actually learned stuff".
It's a dumb mindset, and I definitely don't feel like that anymore. I still don't read fiction or enjoy it, but it's just a hobby like any other, or like my thing with history.
i want to bury you in iain m banks and ursula le guin until you enjoy fiction
Interestingly enough, I love fictional movies, TV shows and comics/graphic novels/manga. It's just with books where I get bored extremely easily if I don't feel like there's a tangible connection with the real world.
I guess I approach books with a "time to learn" mindset, and not necessarily as sources of entertainment. Even though I very much enjoy learning about history, and find it entertaining.
I read a lot, too, just not much fiction. If you look at my Kindle library, I have bought like 50 books since I got it, around 10 are fiction, and all are about 30-40% through, none are finished. The remaining 40 are either history books or textbooks for my other hobbies. I have only dropped 2 of them.
I have a handful of fictional books that I have finished and thoroughly enjoyed: Hundred Years of Solitude by Garcia Marquez, Musashi by Eiji Yoshikawa, the Harry Potter Series (when I was younger), the Feast of the Goat by Vargas Llosa and the Woman in the Dunes by Kobo Abe.
My idiot brother is going through a divorce right now. I reeeealy want to send this to him
I want to hear more details.
Clearly he wore green and purple.
He cheats, his wife is mean all the time, in front the of the kids. They married when nether was mature enough for it. Both families warned them not to but they kept playing the most dysfunctional game of house ever. Itโs like watching a white trash, and possibly autistic, reality show.
Surprisingly not the blatant misogyny I expected given the title
Though the typography has me feeling this is a potentially bit more modern than 1913, however I'm not quite sure when this sort of sans-serif tabloidy style became prevalent, so I could be completely off the mark.
It's apparently legit and from a British author named Blanche Ebbutt.
don't know about the tabloidy style but grotesque types started in the 19th century. makes sense that it would be popular enough in the early 20th century, leading into art deco, which is mostly associated with sans serif types.
You are correct. The typograhpy in the picture is completely modern. It may be a transscription from a 1913 text, but the picture doesn't show a 1913 text, and there is no source given, so you are right to be suspicious.
My work colleagues are fucking morons.
For real. My wife is more intelligent than my entire department combined
so like, i used to belong to a cult. they had this "what should you be looking for in a spouse" lesson and I mentioned I was looking for someone intelligent, as someone who couldn't keep up with me would be boring. i practically started a riot. like, sign a million that cult was not for me.
One of the many myriad things I adore about my wife is that she will ask me questions about things to understand them better. To the point where sheโs made me look up sources and challenge and sometimes change what I know to be true.
Well by that logic, so is your wife.
Why would you insult her like that?
The devoid of color is ageless
That is me. I have a poor sense of color and have needed to be restrained in the past.
Jokes on my wife though because her sense of pitch is shaky, while I sure can sing.
Then again, she's an artist and I'm a musician. She has taught me how to avoid the really bad combinations and some theory of color while I have taught her to stay on pitch when there's a background voice doing something else.
This is too damn woke for MAGA
that's terrifying. imagine walking into the kitchen at midnight and just seeing the eyes and teeth
Imagine being black and seeing that as an example of racial bias that's politically correct enough in that time and place to be featured in an ad. If that's an example of an organization putting its best foot forward, I hate to see what's going on behind closed doors. Now that's terror.
That's right lady's! Don't let your man leave the house with brown boots and a black belt. Use the belt and restrain him until he gets his color's right!
*boot's
*get's
These are all don'ts. Where are some of the do's?
I'm actually surprised some of the don'ts for the husbands are good advice.
I read that first one for the missus as " listen for his lechery " and thought I was in for a wild ride.


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