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[–] [S] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Intel just can't catch a break.

Lip-Bu Tan is not unique in his desire to keep selling to China. This is true of all American companies, technology companies or otherwise.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Not that I necessarily want it to happen (or not), but this would be a very funny way for Pat to return

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Sucks for Intel but this is pretty funny. Nothing can to according to plan for Intel. Whatever the plan is now hasn't even had half a year to get going. Like sideshow bob in a field of rakes

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'm really against a government agency telling a business how to handle their personnel.

    But this is one of those "Let them fight" moments.

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    [–] 63 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Remember when conservatives used to say "the government shouldn't be picking winners and losers"?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    It doesn't even have to be a dick. I'd be happy if he choked on a McNugget, or something even softer and more on point. Maybe we find out he likes to taste pennies and oops one went through and blocked his respiratory tract. Anything would make me happy.

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  • [–] 73 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Intel is so screwed, not because of Tan, he just got the job in March and is from what it seems to me trying to prevent bankruptcy caused by the heavy investment into being a fab while failing to attract customers by his predecessor. Predecessor may have a good idea but execution hasn't gone well

    How can Intel succeed as a fab when their great hope is domestic support but your domestic government is hostile to you because of your CEO. It's not Trump and cabinet and Congress that are constantly looking at their operating costs and prospects for high value customers.

    Intel is so screwed. They have a backseat driver pulling the hand brake and screaming out the window for a yes-man to run the company the way he wants. The backseat driver is the president of the country they're based in whose background is inheriting his dad's real estate business and parlaying that to become a media personality while real estate operations is run by capable people

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    whose background is inheriting his dad's real estate business and parlaying that to become a media personality while real estate operations is run by capable people

    Don't forget sexual assault, child diddling, and sex trafficking minors to an island

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Some of their new chips are not bad. Lunar Lake laptops (like X1 Carbons and Asus Zenbooks) can give you quite long battery lifes and low temperatures. I'm almost not missing my Macbook anymore.

    As a company they're not looking great though yea.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    the audacity... you first!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    In return, I call on Trump to resign.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Crazy idea...what if they both resign?.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago*

    Tan literally just started as CEO, so it seems a bit premature to fire him for simply airing the company's dirty laundry.

    Trump's on his second lap around the Oval Office and, six months in, has already killed job growth and fouled the supply chain.

    One of these two maybe deserves a bit of benefit of the doubt.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    OR - hear me out now - Or trump could shut his grotesque sphincter mouth and waddle his plastic girdled high-heeled flatulent ass into some room where brain-slugged sycophants breathlessly await to rejoice at any demented, slurred neuronic misfire from his ancient twisted headsack.

    I mean, that would be better.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    While I'm not onboard the China-bad train, this surely looks bad from US'es national security perspective:

    In the years since, Walden has deepened its investment focus on China: from 2017-2020, the company made at least 25 investments in Chinese chip companies, "accounting for more than 40% of the Chinese semiconductor deals involving U.S. venture investors during that period"[14] while Tan, through Walden, "has invested in hundreds of Chinese tech firms, including at least eight with links to the People's Liberation Army."[15]

    From wiki.

    Of course Intel's major shareholders wouldn't be worried by that as they are mainly concerned with maximizing profit this quarter or next.

    But also Trump suggested a foreign firm taking over Intel. One with head office and facilities a short range missle away from China. 🤭

    What a shit show.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yea this is pretty damning. I'm not sure what the legal definition of treason is but it sure feels like it or at least adjacent. It's absurd that this guy can commit these crimes and then hop to a different company with absolutely no repurcussions. The American jucidiary is a mess.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Why hasn't he shed his mortal coil yet?

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  • Intel is DOOOOOOOOOMED

    It doesn't matter what they do. Even if they put 110% into new manufacturing processes, they'd never catch up. Dump your stock and laugh at anyone buying it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Trump just wants an incompetent white man running IBM into the ground. Just like they do everything else.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Broken clock and all that...

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Bring back pat?

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    [–] 152 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    The President of the United States interfering in the internal affairs of private corporations, while the part of the electorate who gave him the job clutches their pearls about encroaching 'socialism'. Not even the most perverse satirical mind could make this shit up. The global supply of hallucinogens is grossly insufficient.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    But there's clearly an overabundance of stupidity. They're acting like Idiocracy was a training video.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I think I could grow enough hallucinogenic mushrooms for the entire world given the resources. Whole oats, coco-coir, industrial pressure cookers, sufficient space and people.

    If that happened, I'd feel pretty good knowing I'm bringing the world into a better place.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    My take of this is that their definition of socialism is "an economic system where all people appear to not be rich" while their definition of capitalism has to be "some people are super rich"...

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  • [–] 72 points 1 year ago

    Epstein files

    Epstein files

    Epstein files

    Epstein files

    Epstein files

    Why are we talking about anything else but these? Are people already forgetting that their US president is a pedophile?

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I do wonder if he bought Intel stock after saying that, knowing he'll say the opposite next week and sell it right back.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Trump is highly conflicted on the Epstein files and needs to remove himself from all influence over the case.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How is he conflicted? He knows he's in them and doesn't want them released, so he's just going to pull his usual go to of "deflection" and "change the subject" until people forget.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    He’s definitely not conflicted with how he’s going to handle the situation until people forget about it, but he’s got a pretty severe conflict of interest in that he’s likely a party to the criminal activity outlined in those files.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I guess the Intel CEO needs to present a 24 karat gold gift.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Republicans from 2011:

    [Republican Congressman Paul Ryan] told "Fox News Sunday." "We shouldn't be picking winners or losers in Washington. We should be setting the conditions for economic growth so that the private sector can create jobs. Washington is not good at picking winners and losers, so we shouldn't try." GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain echoed the advice. "The government should not be in the business of picking winners and losers because most of the time they pick the losers," he said.

    warning: foxnews source

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    One thing I've learned in the past 10 years is that Republicans always abandon their previous "core principles" with astonishing ease to chase the Party Line in goose step formation. Principles are never important to them. Only power. The real goals of the GOP are identical to INGSOC.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    He's the president of Intel too?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The orange child molester also just appointed himself head of the Olympic committee for 2028 in California and says he will control it with the military.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The fact the Olympics are going to be in the state he most hates would make a boycott a win for him, plus he's heard there's a lot of fit teens in the Olympic changing rooms.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hopefully he will be dead by then.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I am looking forward to seeing internet video of somebody pissing on his grave when the time comes.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Funny off topic story.

    When I was in grade 2 we were given asbestos to use in art class like clay. It was a very long time ago but I remember it was grey, felt nothing like clay. It was thick with soft spikes. When I heard asbestos was bad I wondered if it had affected me and I would die. Not so far.

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  • me: god i can't wait for that disgusting piece of human garbage to die

    someone: who the intel ceo or trump?

    me: yes

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    Jimmy.... Intel, has been an embarrassment to this great company. People are saying, folks are, everyone is saying he's just, the worst. A travesty. Of the highest order. It's as if he was trying to push the market under. Like a. Well I should, people are saying I should ask him to step down but to them I say I won't I might suggest it, humbly, in the press. But I won't ask him to. He will though. We've spoken and he told me "Mr. President Mr. president, what can I do?" and I tell him you got a move the supply chain out of Taiwan. But he doesn't understand that so he won't.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I am calling on Traitorapist Trump to resign immediately, with the same authority over Trump as Trump has over Intel.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Imagine if president Clinton called for Trump to resign from his company back in the day when they briefly met during their visits to Epstein.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I don't think that's how oligarchy works. The president is the servent of the billionaire CEOs, not the other way around. Know your place, dipshit. Did he not read the terms of selling his soul?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Didn’t the new CEO just start?

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