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[–] 167 points 1 year ago (2 children)

reality can be whatever i want

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • [–] 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I like fixing these digitally.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    As every manhole I ever saw was put back in place in such a way, that the patterns don't line up, I'm pretty sure, that the maintenance guys are doing this on purpose.

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  • [+] 128 points 1 year ago (12 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I feel like putting stuff back in the correct spot would fall under, "Yes, that's part of your job."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    I mean, to be fair these guys are paid the lowest dollar and subcontracted at this point. They literally aren't paid enough to make ends meet, they are too distracted worrying about their lives and family to bother worrying about some poor design that involved having movable panels crossing a pattern forcing an unnecessarily specific alignment.

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  • [+] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Moving them just one is definitely not on purpose, that happens logically when you do as little lifting as possible (Open first, when opening second move it to cover first, repeat). On purpose would be them being totally random, that would have required more work.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Let's say your job is to check whatever is under those lids. How do you best mark it as having been done so you don't re-open the same panel multiple times?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You'd have to be pretty dumb to not be able to keep track of 6 lids in a line.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    If this is your job, you aren't tracking 6 lids, you're tracking all the lids, probably in an entire section of the city. Possibly hundreds. Being able to look at a glance and see if you've already done it is clutch.

    Next time it's time for a check, you put them back on the right way.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    I work for an telco and I have seen a lot of times that a contract for using preexisting underground infrastructure that have lids like this has a section requiring that they are returned to the same location and orientation when the enclosure is sealed.

    Whoever owns that, municipality or private, will probably take a complaint about it, and may pass it to whoever is responsible or owns the plant inside.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I'll only accept American roads that have zero orientation issues.

    Perfection

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    One to three and five to six will solve the puzzle. There better be a loot chest.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Which is funny because if your job requires you to touch those lids, it would be your fucking job.

    This is just the work of lazy fucks or they're truly dumb as a bag of rocks.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Two sets of lids were swapped. Those lids can be pretty heavy. Whats inside them usually are valves for plumbing.

    So after the 100th set of valves you've backflow tested that day and you're resetting the lids in 100F+ degree heat and you turn around as you're walking away with your gear that you swapped two lids?

    Well, having done this work at two different times in my life: the size of paycheck matters decidedly on whether that's getting fixed.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Somebody spent time properly paving these covers so that they don't interrupt the pattern, then later someone didn't spent one second trying to put them back the way they were

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    These are fully intentional.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This isn't mildly infuriating it's very infuriating! I'm genuinely quite cross

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Looks like your textures didn't load properly. You gotta shut down the road and restart it.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    theres no way this was laziness....

    .....this is malice in its purest chaos....

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's somehow worse imo, why is there 1 random correct one?!

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    I realized the lids are not wrong just not placed in the right spot.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

    This ruined my day, thanks.

    Edit: here is some eyebleech:

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Sorry, that photo isn't perfect either.

    This is made from sand by monks.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    the tic-tac's were perfect, get new eyes.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Oh man that just unlocked a memory! When I was in elementary school we'd have a world culture day every year and there were a couple of moms who'd do that on a table each year and I was always in awe at the intricacy and fragility of the design

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    They're trolling. It's not just that they're not paid enough to care, it's that they're so criminally underpaid, they've lost respect for everyone. If they were happy at their work, paid well, had benefits, and paid time off, and were treated well, they'd never consider trolling like this. We'd all feel like part of a community that respected and valued our input, and we'd all treat each other much better.

    It's a class war, and every year there's less for us to share because the filthy rich refuse to share, and cannot be satisfied. It's about power, and what good is power if it's not exercised--wielded over others?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I kind of like it. It's all trippy, in like an artistic sort of way.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    if you put them on in the right order a korok pops out and gives you a seed

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Someone went through all the trouble of carefully making everything match, only for others to not care enough to put in 0.1% of that effort and keep it in order when they work on it.

    Seems like a great analogy for my work experience these days.

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  • [+] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Somehow I can just tell where this photo was taken.

    That is the most British looking paving slams I've ever seen.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    design challenge: invent a treatment for these access lids that allows them to be swapped around while remaining aesthetically pleasing. it occurred to me that some physical forcing function might keep them in the right order also...

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/CJ7WbCHg3xz/

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    One is placed correctly by accident. The indifference is just so beautiful.

    *wipes I tear.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think both (counting from the top) number 2 and 4 are placed correctly.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    It looks like a Mario stage.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm paid to fix what's under the covers cover aesthetics is not in my job description

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    where in the UK is this lmao

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    at least they got one right

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  • [+] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    When the background doesn’t render correctly.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Imagine being an architect or engineer… fancy office, sweet ass car, six figures… and you sit down one day to engineer “where should we put the access panels?” or “where should we but the divider pavers?” and THIS was your solution.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I like it somehow.

    The more I'm looking at it, the more I actually love it! It breaks this boring monotony.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Someone thought of you folks when doing this.

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