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[–] 84 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

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  • [+] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)
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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'd put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn't tell you which one.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I remember the first time I saw the phrase "streaming video" was a website called "teen steam" (which I desperately wanted a credit card to access) in the late 90s / early 2000s.

    I'm sure you can guess what the content of that site was and I was sure that "streaming" was some new sex act I had yet to discover and wanted very much to find out. Sadly I was too young, too poor and logged onto the Internet in the school library at lunch time so it was always going to be a long shot.

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    [–] 161 points 1 year ago* (38 children)

    PORNHUB

    It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

    I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

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  • [–] 73 points 1 year ago

    These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

    But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago* (18 children)

    See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    What's the problem with sax and rope?

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    Seggs, unalive, grape

    I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

    Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    You would have to ask a doctor, don't take medical advice from the internet.

    From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn't allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I'm sure there can be more issues, but I don't know about those.

    A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you've overdone it.

    And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe.

    sexual violence mentionYou see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

    Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

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  • [–] 190 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?

    A man of class and style, I see.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I prefer cacophemism. You can make some really fucked up new concepts by replacing eu- (good/well) with caco- (bad):

    cacology, cacogenics, cacophoria (I guess dysphoria got there first), cacoangelium and my favourite, cacothanasia.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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    I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago

    Final Fantasy Mpreg

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative

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  • [–] 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    what will you do? edit the meme template?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Another thing you can find on the hub

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

    The Internet was made for it ig.

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  • [–] 81 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    My ass read this as mpreg for a second

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