Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.
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It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.
I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.
But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente
See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.
Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!
You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.
That's a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?
No, but close: It's Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling
What's the problem with sax and rope?
Seggs, unalive, grape
I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?
I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?
Whatever happened to prawns?
Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.
Pray tell, which health issues would those be?
You would have to ask a doctor, don't take medical advice from the internet.
From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn't allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I'm sure there can be more issues, but I don't know about those.
A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you've overdone it.
And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe.
sexual violence mention
You see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.
Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?
Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.
Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/
Drowning in spunk.
meh, I have another one.
Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?
A man of class and style, I see.
is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse
Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism
Finally! I am not the only rotten mind
I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.
youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said
Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative
Technically at least YouTube shorts and other short video formats run on people who try to grab attention to market their onlyfans.
If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head
FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.
what will you do? edit the meme template?
This would have taken two minutes in Photoshop or even MSPaint.
What about just using GIMP?
Another thing you can find on the hub
But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well
Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.
Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.
Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.
I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.
The Internet was made for it ig.
My ass read this as mpreg for a second
That's the rust version


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