you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 161 points 1 year ago* (38 children)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

  • source
  • hideshow 38 child comments
  • [–] 73 points 1 year ago

    These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

    But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago* (18 children)

    See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 18 child comments
  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    What's the problem with sax and rope?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Seggs, unalive, grape

    I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

    Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 16 child comments
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    You would have to ask a doctor, don't take medical advice from the internet.

    From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn't allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I'm sure there can be more issues, but I don't know about those.

    A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you've overdone it.

    And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 7 child comments
  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe.

    sexual violence mentionYou see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

    Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments