▲ 935 ▼ Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 164 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (16 children) Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Pray tell, which health issues would those be? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago Carpal tunnel permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago* (7 children) You would have to ask a doctor, don't take medical advice from the internet. From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn't allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I'm sure there can be more issues, but I don't know about those. A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you've overdone it. And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] skrlet13@feddit.cl 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe. sexual violence mentionYou see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. Psh, I'll tell my body when we're done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago (4 children) Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy. Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water? permalink fedilink source parent [–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago A sore dick. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Drowning in spunk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago Spackled the ceiling. permalink fedilink source parent [+] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) meh, I have another one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment load more comments (1 reply) [–] markjamestwn1301@scribe.disroot.org 1 point 2 weeks ago Depends on which, um, "plumbing" you got down there. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago* (7 children) You would have to ask a doctor, don't take medical advice from the internet. From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn't allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I'm sure there can be more issues, but I don't know about those. A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you've overdone it. And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] skrlet13@feddit.cl 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe. sexual violence mentionYou see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. Psh, I'll tell my body when we're done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago (4 children) Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy. Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water? permalink fedilink source parent [–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate permalink fedilink source parent
[–] skrlet13@feddit.cl 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you'll be safe. sexual violence mentionYou see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. Psh, I'll tell my body when we're done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. Psh, I'll tell my body when we're done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago (4 children) Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy. Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water? permalink fedilink source parent [–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy. Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water? permalink fedilink source parent [–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Drowning in spunk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago Spackled the ceiling. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) meh, I have another one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment load more comments (1 reply)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) meh, I have another one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment load more comments (1 reply)
[–] markjamestwn1301@scribe.disroot.org 1 point 2 weeks ago Depends on which, um, "plumbing" you got down there. permalink fedilink source parent