I'm not putting marinara sauce on pies and donuts.

On a chocolate pop tart, that's as close to heaven as you'll get without Kurt Cobain's shotgun.

Not sure why tasty is cheating, but cool.

Ooh, how about "data" is plural.

Pop-tarts are calzones.

This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

Greek salad is fruit salad

True.

Paris sucks

Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere

Man, I don't think I could be bothered to fight about any of those.

I'd laugh at the pop tarts one (that's a good one), the rest, meh.

I mean Paris is cool and all, but what a shit show with the insane traffic (like any large city). The food is fantastic though.

Paris sucks

Anyone who's been to Paris will probably agree, especially Parisians

Greek salad is a fruit salad

Tbh a proper one is just a deconstructed sandwich

As a Parisian: Paris is fucking amazing but Parisians suck a lot and well.

I like chick fil a's macaroni but their chicken is too soft for me.

Doesn't a calzone require the fold in the dough where a ravioli is two "sheets" of cough pinched together? Or am I misremembering sandwich classifications?

So ok, Chick-fil-A sandwich is pretty good if you don't get the pickle and mayo.

But everything else is eh, and the sauces are downright disgusting

I have no idea about Paris due to not having any experience.

The rest are accurate.

Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.

Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.

Somehow, I agree to ravioli=dumpling but can’t go as far as saying that pop-tart equals anything in that category

Yep, steak is a salad.

I raise with

https://saladtheory.github.io/

I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days

You are free to interpret the nature of rice however you wish.

😂

This is absolutely beautiful. 🥲 🧑‍🍳 💋

both completely factually correct and bullshit

No fight here

Number values are mere suggestions that approximate measurements to a very high degree and try to quantify an infinitely variable universe

I won't react

I have to work with Angular so

Anything but Angular

It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

Only cube theory I subscribe to

A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

Where does steak fall into these classifications?

Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

they said no politics

It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.

People shouldn't keep pets

Dogs or cats... hate both.