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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (29 children)

Easy. First off:

Pop-tarts are calzones.

More fights:

Greek salad is fruit salad

Paris sucks

Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Pop-tarts are calzones.

    This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

    Greek salad is fruit salad

    True.

    Paris sucks

    Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

    Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

    It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Dude Paris is fucking awful. Trash and pickpockets literally everywhere

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Here's a hot take for you... every major city is terrible.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    You're not wrong, Ive been to many and they all are not pleasant in their own way. But for me, Paris had genuinely no redeeming factors. Every major attraction to go was tainted with a seedy underbelly that was active no matter the time of day or where you were. It was insane. I ended up chaperoning a small group of five and had to practically wrap my arms around them to fend off purse snatchers. Its something that sounds like hyperbole, and if you told me the same thing, I wouldn't believe you had I not experienced it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Man, I don't think I could be bothered to fight about any of those.

    I'd laugh at the pop tarts one (that's a good one), the rest, meh.

    I mean Paris is cool and all, but what a shit show with the insane traffic (like any large city). The food is fantastic though.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Best food I had in Paris was Belgian. Best bar was Irish. Art..sure, OK.

    France in general I really like. Loooove the south. Paris is overrated AF and riding high on reputation from 1870-1943.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Paris sucks

    Anyone who's been to Paris will probably agree, especially Parisians

    Greek salad is a fruit salad

    Tbh a proper one is just a deconstructed sandwich

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    To be fair, I love a Greek salad, and make myself one once a week when none else is looking.

    But...a sandwich? How so?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    A quick Google has reminded me I'm specifically thinking of a Cretan greek salad: https://hungryhappens.net/dakos-salata-cretan-salad/

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    OK, yeah, I'm doing northern mainland Greek salad: tomatoes, cukes, cheese, olives. And onions.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Legitimately recommend giving the Cretan version a go, it's the perfection of the dish IMO

    Though sadly unless you're actually having it somewhere in the Mediterranean, the tomatoes just don't hit the same

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    So ok, Chick-fil-A sandwich is pretty good if you don't get the pickle and mayo.

    But everything else is eh, and the sauces are downright disgusting

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's top to bottom mediocre. I will die on this hill.

    Popeye's, Zaxby's, hell even Church's are better.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Doesn't a calzone require the fold in the dough where a ravioli is two "sheets" of cough pinched together? Or am I misremembering sandwich classifications?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The cube rule only cares about starch location.

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