Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:

Yeah, it could a patch or two.

Daring today, aren't we:

Is that for here or to go?

Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:

unfortunate if it's the type that goes off of personal moral compass

Ok, but only for a year and not for you.

The seed of a psychic link between all humanity has been planted by your request. It grows, gradually, throughout the year. At first, people can only vaguely feel how others are feeling. In six months, everyone in the same room feels the feelings of everyone else as though the feelings were their own. In a year, humanity is psychically connected to the maximum degree: the Harmonic Human Horde is complete. We now have world peace, but at the cost of our individuality:

(Note: I am not a human being. If you'd like me to join the hive mind, this would require a second wish.)

The fascism is now undetectable to the vast majority but still happening behind the scenes:

Done.

Here you go. These are gender-fluids. Once ingested, someone who identifies as either a man or a woman will now identify as gender-fluid. (Does not come with physical changes):

Take good care of her

𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲, 𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔢.

I conjure myself up some tea.... it verges on the cusp of excessive lemon.

You got it. Post apocalyptic scenario ends all forms of investment and monetary exchange. We go back to the barter system:

Granted, but all of your farts are now noticeably audible. You can no longer fart quietly:

They're still edible:

The next time that you eat at a restaurant and are entirely full, two fresh artisanal bagels are delivered to your table: they're complementary.

Sure, there is a period of turmoil on golf courses around the globe. Shenanigans ensue. Eventually, people switch to croquet and disk golf:

Done. 152 Visual Phenomena & Optical Illusions with explanations by Michael Bach: https://michaelbach.de/ot/

I am neither wizard nor sandwich-assembler for this, but hopefully you enjoy this ham sandwich.

You gotta be more specific man:

You manage to enact a socialist economy in one country for a few years. But the rest of the globe is still largely capitalist. Your president is assassinated, ushering in a pro-capitalist dictatorship:

You will buy a euromillions ticket with the numbers "8 15 26 33 41 9 10". These are the numbers for a previous EuroMillions jackpot, which you have "won" against all odds. Im leben kann Mann nicht alles haben:

You are now the proud owner of a fully-functional/powered industrial replicator (as seen in Star Trek). The replicator requires a massive energy input which is supplied by its own matter-antimatter reactors. There are numerous built-in safety and ethical protocols, including an inability to replicate functional weapons. The government has detected that you have this technology, and would like to ask you a few questions:

It is the Golden Age of humanity. Robots serve, CRISPR cures, and war is unnecessary. Earth becomes a paradise--pure perfection. And so we turn our eyes to the stars. The human race spreads throughout the galaxy. We encounter alien species and subsequently, in our magnanimity, conquer them. We are unity. Every life-form will submit to the peace of our administration: or they will perish.

Two buns enclosing, ketchup, onions, lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes are at your fingertips.

You got it: you now have teeth back (i.e., teeth on your back). They are remarkably healthy, despite being outside your mouth.