Back in the day, 3dfx was like magic. I had a PC with the horrible S3 Virge card and when I got a cheap 3dfx card, suddenly my old PC was good enough to play the newest games smoothly!

Use more oil, butter and sugar.

Potatoes are not ideal when trying to gain weight, is pasta / noodles so much more expensive? If so, buy flour and mix it with 1 egg per 100g and add some water or milk. Cook chunks of it in salted water.

Try to get your hands on the cheapest nuts you can find and eat as much as you can.

Small peepee

I think it is non-manual labour that they want to replace. In their world, people will still have to earn money, but not with their brain or expertise but with their hands and/or bodies.

"Who cares about those sheep? They OWE us their money!"

Please observe me as a multi-millionaire. Cheers, dude!

Fair enough, there will be people buying it regardless.

But does the stuff HAVE to look so tacky and cheap? All artwork looks extremely uninspiring. The sun and the manatee look like some lame AI art.

The Spring Yard and Starlight Zones from the original Sonic game.

"Thank you for winning against evil, dastardly Iran 58 times. You inspire us to grift even harder!"

I stand corrected

Now with vitamine K!