Of course they are, Bart. There's no calcium in coconut milk (er, Malk)!

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[–] 38 points 1 month ago

I thought this might be the result of FDA direction limiting "milk" to ruminants, but it looks like the latest guidance (2023) is plant-based milk can still be called "milk" as long as it mentions it nutritional differences from dairy milk.

https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-provides-draft-labeling-recommendations-plant-based-milk-alternatives-inform-consumers

I'm sorry I'm like this, guys.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I thought it said no cums. lol

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I know it's off by a letter but humour me

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    "Where am I going to find 'miak' this time of year‽"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Saw this in a local organic food store a couple years ago. I guess I'm surprised to see it in Costco, though.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I've been calling non dairy milk malk for so long. I'm actually happy to see this

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    This stuff is everywhere. I’m glad bc it gives me a chuckle whenever I go through the organic fridge aisle.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    It has Vitamin R!

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