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[–] 95 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.

    lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.

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  • [–] 83 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

    Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    No problem haha.

    Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That sounds fiscally responsible.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Don't you feel great again, America?

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    It's impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.

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    Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.

    Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    US Army facing combat: _______

    US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!

    Penis Panickers.

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  • I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago
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    Pete wants to see your dingle

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