This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen
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For some reason DHL managed to get a null-string into their system a few years back, which meant that any DHL shipments to me - no matter what the seller had entered - had "null" as the receiver in the system.
Everything else was fine, address and tracking numbers sent to me etc - but I did have a few interesting discussions at pickup locations that wanted to see identification matching the name in the system ...
I would be terrified to open that box
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I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we'd get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I'd loudly announce, "Thank god! Our air arrived!" Then I'd tear it open and we'd all gasp like we'd been holding our breaths waiting for it.
I hope you post an unboxing video. It could be exceptional…
Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!
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"Customers who bought this also bought: VOID"
Your package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.
Opens package. Contents:
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Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days.... don't ask why just pack!
He’s a cute little fella…
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packsge arrives
open box
NULL.
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UB must be Undefined Behavior.
One of these lil guys?
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On it's way to Null Island
Shipped to undefined
software gore
I've arrived.
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Celebrate by ordering some none pizza with left beef.
at least it wasn't my NaN. poor birds been dead for years.
There's some decent money to be made in null shipping. For one thing, fuel costs are very low.
Perfect, please put it at the end of my bank account!
Radiolab has an interesting episode about people having to deal with being considered "Null": https://radiolab.org/podcast/null
Not very functional
Fuckin' love null
My nullo?
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It won't arrive, lets see,... tomorrow. Good! Just around the time I won't be expecting it.
Let's hope you're ready to handle this package. Try your best!
This is nothing to worry about
So when the package arrives, how many pieces of faulty software needing to point at it will it be encircled by?
So that's why my variable can't be null, you're hoarding it to yourself!
Hello I would like to report an undefined behaviour
Congrats! Enjoy your null 🙂
Imagine holding a null in your hand... hopefully they sent you only one, and not zero nulls, or worse... -1... and don't even get be started on imaginary nulls.
When you order an Optional
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