Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend

Clearly. If we were he'd be advised to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and hire a gym too

Its true that statement is on par for that type of sub.

Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. ...but that's two things now, so...

Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.

Come over to my place sometime.

I'm dyin' to soar these nuts across your face

(I think that works, right? Barely?)

100% same. I'm the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I'm not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.

Drag recently had a family gathering and spent a lot of time debating biblical theology with drag's adult relatives. Drag's baby cousin assured us that we're all extremely boring.

All drag can say in response to that is that the Torah says Elohim can take away a promise if it's used as an excuse to sin, so Israel has no right to exist.

Hmmm... no:-?

(in all seriousness, it was a hyperbole, we're in the greentext community:)) )

I sorta' agree with you in that wasted plastic is bad, yes. However, I simply have to disagree with plastic plates in general being a bad thing.

I've owned a full set of composite plates for, I'm not kidding or exaggerating, 20 years now. Mum bought them while I was mid-way through high-school and they proved to be so much better than the old porcelain, that she steadily replaced our tableware with composite. And I liked them so much, that I stole that set from mum once I finished Uni!

And it wasn't just those plates, everything lasted! The only things ruined were the plates granddad used with the microwave oven, he managed to overcook and crack them apart (he was a moron, though).

Granted, microplastic ingestion risks do, indeed, exist with these (eg. if one likes using the knife to its fullest potential), although a bit of temperance goes a long way. That 20-year-old set I have barely has any scratches on it, and that's with dropping them pretty regularly while doing the dishes.

Eh, plastic plates:

• don't shatter when you drop them
• don't chip
• don't screech when cutting things with a knife

Plastic isn't the enemy, single use plastics are.

Honey, please.