I replay interactions like this in my head to help me (not) sleep at night

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[–] 87 points 1 day ago (7 children)

It's a completely understandable mistake, the DMV lady switched context from person information to vehicle information without letting the customer know.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    What the hell question is that anyway? Body type? You mean make, model, year? Sounds made up to me

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  • They don't list anything about your vehicle on your driver's license.

    If this was for vehicle registration, they would not be taking your picture.

    These would be two separate services at different Iocations, at least in my state.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Ahh yes, common DMV query “Body type?”, right after “engine displacement” and just before the section on aerodynamic coefficients.

    Don’t they just ask make and model and year?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    This was a totally real interaction. I was there to see it all myself. Some people might not believe because it sounds implausible that by chance someone that was there that day could be on Lemmy reading this exact scenario. Well rare intersections happen all the time in this crazy world we live on. And I can say with confidence I saw it all because I was the camera!

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  • [–] 6 points 23 hours ago* (1 child)

    My DMV just asks the VIN of my vehicle and everything else is extracted from that. Because umm yeah of course it is. If you just renew you don’t even do that much, you just say yep I wanna renew these plates and the vehicle is the same.

    Its a bit more hassle if you buy a vehicle privately and have to file the paperwork yourself but like.. very mildly worse.

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  • My DMV is the same. Unfortunately, I own a used school bus that I converted to a motorhome and registered as such. The VIN lookup always flags it as an actual school bus and that makes for giant pains in the ass. So far I haven't been able to get an EZ-Pass device for it because they don't issue them to "commercial vehicles".

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    [–] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Only option is to fake your own death and start a new life in Luxemburg.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    This reminds me of a time when I went out to eat with my parents when I was a much younger man. The waitress approached us to seat my family and I, she said "Welcome, Smoking or Smoking".

    At the time the diner had a smoking and non smoking section. My parents still laugh hysterically thinking about it.

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  • [–] 11 points 13 hours ago

    Wow, a lot of people presenting hard proof that this joke is actually not based on true events. You rarely see this kind of hard hitting citizen journalism no fediverse. Impressive.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    “Gurl, get over here and listen to this! Pretty boy Matthew here thought we was OK Cupid!”

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  • [–] -3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Hey, I get that your comment is supposed to be a joke, but using that kind of spelling and grammar when the OP really did not signal that was present comes off as a little sus. I understand that lots of people have had experiences at the DMV and that may be true to yours, but I think it's best to not assume that's the way people at the DMV speak in a specific location unless given a reason to.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    Are you speaking from lived experience here? My lived experience would confirm that most DMV staff are quite the sassy bunch.

    Now we can theorize on why that may be the case, or we can note that my anecdote plus the other anecdote doesn’t make a statistical trend… but that’s not what this is, you appear to be making just as bold and unfounded of a conjecture as the person you are replying to; as a matter of fact your conjecture actively conflicts with the original post which suggests comedy and sass were at play.

    Or wait, are you trying to insinuate that talking like that must put a person in a particular ethnic group and then trying to judge someone for making the perceived implication?

    Look, i’m a bit lost, help me out here.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    If you’re going to accuse me of racism because of the way certain words are written, can you at least spell suspicous correctly?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

    It's not an incorrect spelling, it's slang https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sus

    If you're going to pull some whataboutism to distract from having been accused of racism, can you at least pick a valid criticism?

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whataboutism

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    I’m poking fun. Their comment is as much a joke as mine, just for different and… sadder reasons.

    I’ll leave it at that. Don’t be so quick to go to bat for someone who often gets flagged for moderation here.

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  • [–] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    And then everybody clapped

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  • [–] 4 points 23 hours ago

    I'm a strong independent Body Type B who don't need no Body Type A

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  • [–] 4 points 21 hours ago

    Nah bro, you HAVE to go back, especially if they remember you and chuckle because you brightened their day in an otherwise dull job. If they remember you fondly then in the future if you've got a difficult but necessary request they'd be much more inclined to pull all the levers their job position allows them to help you out.

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  • [–] 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

    No one gets their license and registration at the same time, at least I haven't, in over 30 years of driving and having owned at least 15 different cars.

    The joke needs work; don't quit your day job.

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  • [–] 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    The fact that you guys have to go to a physical place for vehicle stuff is kinda amusing to me. Here its been post/online/phone since I was old enough to need a license to buy alcohol. Its not as valuable to lose a provisional license as it is to lose a passport.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago

    I had to go to the government office to get my car registered as legal to drive

    the safety inspection was done at a private mechanic's shop, and they put everything into an online system. I already have my own license plates and the car transferred into my name from a previous government visit (which is required to get an update d physical copy of ownership). I have insurance on the car separately, obviously

    and yet I need to go to an office in person so that I can just say "hi please register this vehicle?" even though literally all of the information required to do that already exists in their system or is being entered into their system after being transferred from a paper form (VIN, my name, date, insurance policy). it's nuts. like no part of the process required me to be there whatsoever. they don't look at the car or physical copies of anything but my ID

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    You should have doubled down and been like, oh no, I knew you were talking about my car, I just didn’t want you to think my car was fat.

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