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[–] 78 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Majority of Dark Souls players struggle to understand, it's a turn based game, not action hack n slash. In opposite to parenting, that is 24/7 service action p2w gacha game.

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  • [–] 31 points 19 hours ago* (1 child)

    But they didn't say becoming a parent is difficult, they said that parenting is difficult. Which is true if you're doing it right.

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  • [–] 21 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

    Technically you can never actually beat parenting but you can beat dark souls.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    This comment is just asking for a dark joke

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  • [–] 14 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    At least Dark Souls becomes easier when you already know what to do. Parenting is a randomizer run, every attempt has some new bullshit.

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  • [–] 4 points 15 hours ago

    You start to think the whole parenting thing is easy and other parents are just doing it wrong. Then you get constitution checked by the teenage years and your strategy goes out the window.

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  • [–] 9 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

    Well, you can rage-quit dark souls at any time...

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  • [–] 16 points 22 hours ago (11 children)

    Some have done both. Parenting is harder.

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  • [–] 35 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

    Ain’t never seen a ‘hitless 100% achievement all bosses’ run of parenting.

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  • [–] 12 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

    That's when you don't hit your kid, they don't hit anyone, and there's no bullying : hitless

    100% Achievement : The kid gets top marks, top of every class, Valedictorian, Maxes out their education at the most prestigious university for their career path, paid internship, top of career, becomes CEO of company working in their field, Marries high school sweetheart, 2.4 kids.

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  • [–] 1 point 21 hours ago (1 child)

    Have beaten Malenia. Parenting is definitely harder.

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  • [–] 1 point 16 hours ago

    I thought you replied to this

    Folks, the best of us cheat on our wives with spies. When I cheated on my wife Marples with Melarnia, I said, you’re so beutiful, I don’t care that you’re sponsored by the FSB. That’s what they called Yugoslavia back then.

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  • [–] 12 points 16 hours ago

    Granted my kid is probably autistic, but parenting is so hard that dark souls is what I do to relax.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 hours ago

    Parenting is not difficult, being a good parent is.

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  • [–] 5 points 22 hours ago

    User interface overdose

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  • [–] 4 points 9 hours ago

    Additionally, people have been parents since prehistoric times, but nobody managed to beat Dark Souls even once until less than 20 years ago.

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    So little Jimmy, you're going to go into this dungeon school. Here's a stick. Watch out for, mmm everything! Have fun and try to get back for dinner will be ready when you get back!

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  • [–] 3 points 19 hours ago

    I just played dark souls for the first time, then became a parent for the first time.

    Dark souls is some peepo shit compared to this bro 😅

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  • [+] -6 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

    G*mers just casually admitting to getting no bitches and being proud of the fact 💀💀

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  • [–] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm in awe of this comment. Truly flabbergasted. A joyous reminder that the internet is not a serious place.

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