That is overly violent.

Just ounch him in the dick every time he goes to speak.

This "progressive" vs "centrist" bullshit is a false narrative. You could describe James Talarico or Adam Hamilton as centrist, but they have more in common with Bernie Sanders than with Chuck Schumer.

This battle is about ethics and tenacity vs corruption and fecklessness, not "progressives" vs "centrists." Schumer clearly greases the wheels for his donors, represents the interests of AIPAC above those of the United States, and does not have the skills to lead with new ideas or stand up to would-be authoritarians. All the Democrats who represent the working people should unite to support another candidate for Majority Leader.

Conservative Dems.

Stop helping them shift the overton window to the right.

"Yes we gave ICE a $50 trillion budget for next year, but in exchange we recieved a gentleman's agreement that the president would consider allowing the permit for 1 wind farm to be reviewed."

it’s bipartisan because it gives half my electorate something they selfishly want and only destroys the lives of 10% of my electorate for no reason! that’s what i call a compromise

"Thereby I improved things by 5%"

Completely illogical and quite likely something they (bipartisan) would say.

I know it's just nit picking, but I can't stop trying to imagine holding a tone on a silent 'e'.

Revive, "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"

Increasingly heavy tool with increasing number of infractions.

Sometimes a grand piano

Yes, but we have to do better than normal. We need to improve things beyond just criminal liability and beyond just the previous status quo.

It's self-defense! Collaborating with the Republicans is aggression.

Also, don't lie to me and tell me that none of our elected officials would be into that shit.

Keep those for dogs and such. We should use the inhumane ones on the politicians.

Pretty sure those are illegal in the UK, if you know what I mean 🤭

What's the voltage?

Except his newspaper is rolled so tight it’s a 2x4 and the squirt bottle is a super soaker filled with hot pepper juice .

... with shreds of soggy newspaper all over their hair.

The onion still does a print edition

Magazines would also work.

Maybe rolled up copies Private Eye would be acceptable

I seriously see a split in the party from the monied interests and the more social democrats.

“Hakeem and Schumer”

Then…

“Hakeem and Schumer”

Possibly “AIPAC AIPAC AIPAC”

Then…

“Hakeem and Schumer”

Did you also know?

“Hakeem and Schumer”

But also…

Don't do that "Rino"/"Dino" thing. It is sadly a fact that these people are part of the democratic party, as bad as that is. everything else would be a case of a "true scotsman"-fallacy, and delay needed change. (As in: make them NOT part of the democratic party anymore)

Arms would get tired if we added "two more weeks" to the banned phrases. "Just two more weeks until we stop Iran from having a bomb." "The shutdown will just be two more weeks." The United States is somehow two weeks away from everything.

This is the problem, they will do anything painful for money.

All you're doing is turning into a worse kink,

Pavlo "You work for AIPAC?" TzzzzzzzzzzT Rep D "I work for no one but my electorate" TzzzzzzzzzT Pavlo "You work for AIPAC?" TzzzzzzzT Rep D "I work for AIPAC, but can you give me one of those? it's the only thing that gets me of since I lied to my electorate"

Because we want to pretend like they're innocent little dummies who mean well and aren't blatantly selling us out.

Look at every single conversation in leftist spaces about ranked choice voting. There is a resounding consensus. And then like our wish for a rolled up newspaper, we wish for RCV to already be in place. They absolutely know what we want, and they're playing games trying to appease their donors too.

(No, I don't believe a significant number of people support score voting and not RCV)

Because Congress has in their head that they are "leaders." They are not, they are stewards and public servants. WE ARE THEIR BOSSES, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

It's more of the same that they did, treating each other as subhuman. The cycle continues.

Compromise: a super soaker filled with bleach.

This is so Russian, like Lavrov and all the cronies for Putin are an outer shell.

Seems like the USA is another outer for the russians these days.

I maintain that the death penalty should only be used on politicians who use their position for personal gain.

The main something anything is the stoppage of shifty and harmful R bills going through Congress.

And you realize that only starts next year right?