You confused "Dull" with "Interesting as Fuck", my dear friend!

Protecting your house against bugs! I've always wondered what the common reaction was to places where geckos can live, when they get in the house. Irritation? Resignation? I loved my pet leopard gecko, so I see myself delighted, but I could definitely be romanticizing it.

Thicc boi

By "kinda cute" you surely meant "adorable."

MEATY

What a chonka!

Adorable! We dont have anything like that in wild, as its too cold here. But i have pet bearded dragon and ball python and i love them very much. Used to have leopard gecko too but she passed this summer, she was 17 years old.

If this was Australia, it'd be a massive spider instead.

There's a bunch of black house spiders out on my patio rn, they eat the local bugs but are kinda spooky to look at. I named one Octavia because when you name something you reduce its power to scare you.

Phat

Look at those claws!

It's his house now. And you can't put him outside; it's a house gecko. That would be like putting a salt water fish in fresh water.

House lizards are the best, they clean up all the bugs that like to hang out in corners and are super chill.

I'd rather that in the corner eating bugs than a spider, to be honest.

He's about to sell you car insurance.

Has he offered to save you money on insurance yet?

They are cute! I love their beady eyes! They look so happy. You should feed them and keep them.

Until I got another cat I would have some smaller lizards hanging in my house. I left them alone and they never bothered me. The cat though treats like toys until he nearly kills them. I like the cat but he is much higher maintenance than a nice small lizard.

I only have small size lezard where I am no gecko and never in bathrooms :(

Chonky boy.

good fren

They're bloody massive... I saw a tiny skink in the laundry the other day while cleaning up, if I'd seen this guy instead I would've freaked out. Before naming him Jeff and keeping him as a semi-pet of course.

That dude doesn't skip tail day

I got one of these inside my house and I can't get him out. I appreciate how it eats all the bugs, but I don't appreciate it shitting all over the place and walls.

Im surprised his feet hold him up. He's adorable and I loves him.

Oh! There's a lot of these beige ones on my house too! Do you live in the pacific?

That dead pixel tho

I love him/her

Filipino wife: "Why don't you have house lizards in America? They are lucky!"

I seem to have finally beaten the roach issue, but I thought about snatching a lizard at camp and throwing it under the stove for "luck".