atleast i have chicken

Not if he used protection

I hate how much sense this makes lol

Im gay

Share no secrets, make no mistake

Adorable! We dont have anything like that in wild, as its too cold here. But i have pet bearded dragon and ball python and i love them very much. Used to have leopard gecko too but she passed this summer, she was 17 years old.

Software rendering is back on the menu folks

What the fuck. Shit. :( Did not spot that at all. Sorry.

i got ass for days, wtf

i thought the small text at bottom said "execute me!"

I think its meant to say blizzards but the lights are broken

You know its hot when your partner smells like campfire