I can live with that 😂

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    half of the hands are women s

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    yeah but they have another mans dick on them

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    Cis women can also date trans lesbians

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  • fuck, the argument is "every hand has touched a penis"

    the counter argument is finding one subgroup that doesn't, even one individual person is enough to prove it wrong.

    so even if I say cis lesbians, there will be some exceptions, but there are cis lesbians who never touched a penis, as well as virgin women, or huevedoce boys.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    we fist-bump👊 now, boomer

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    It works with a lot of mouth though 🤭

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    hope not, I've shaken toddlers hands, half of them makes sense though. the other half is sad

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    People also chuck water like fish didn't fuck in it.

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    people will bathe in rivers like other people have never fucked in it before

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    Can't argue with that. Even as a lefty I have held it in the right hand on occasion.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    i thought the small text at bottom said "execute me!"

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    nah, when I was in middle school I hope the cis girls in my class never did that unless they're already dating. But I don't think at that age I'd expect girls to be dating yet. And I did shake hands with my classmates when I was in middle school.

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