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[–] 41 points 1 day ago (5 children)

If he ever looks at his own dick in the mirror he will instantly turn gay. Must be a difficult life avoiding mirrors

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago

    Can't see anything wrong with that logic, Captain! The Emergency Medical Hologram hereby relieves you of your command of this vessel because you are clearly not able to thing gay!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago

    Having irresistible dick is just a fantasy that comes standard with having a dick.

    I've been approached multiple times by gays who really wanted the experience of turning a straight man gay.

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  • True, That's why they killed of Tuvix

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    It's actually gay to have a dick. Checkmate

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    "The probability of the ship being gay is very low, Captain."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    She can like the dick without liking the man attached to it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago*

    Anal y-sis Rule

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Off the ship, Tuvok!

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Not via the traditional penis mightier method, at any rate.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    This makes far too many unsupported assumptions.

    • That an effect capable of turning a woman straight must also be capable of turning a man gay.
    • That the requirements for both tasks are the same, or at least similar enough to dismiss the idea that one might fall outside the realm of possibility.
    • That if something is theoretically possible it must actually exist.

    Proving the existence of King Midas does not prove that there are other monarchs out there capable of transmuting matter into silver, or lead, or helium. It might imply that such a thing is possible, but without more information we can't say for sure.

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  • [–] 2 points 13 hours ago

    I've also seen some of these shitheads referring to the imagined phenomenon as "resetting to factory settings," which obviously in their minds implies heterosexuality. If anything, they'd be more likely to believe that there are also genitals that can make gay/bi women and bi men straight.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Do you think Tuvok and Neelix ever talk about the time they were inside each other? 🤔

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    [–] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    This is potentially true but it might only be his dick. So there might have to be a transporter malfunction

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