IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.

They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.

“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”

Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?

Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.

I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

This isn't an actual product just fyi it's done by an artist.

Between that and the "100% Grass" half-and-half next to it...I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.

Don't get that on your skin!

If this ain't purple I'll be disappointed.

It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

Nut milk comes from male cows.

Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn't even realize I had

ick

Delicious prions

Vitamin Dick

Calling udders "breasts" is pretty weird bro.

I like to call them "long nipples".

...you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.

Looking into nature... No... No there are far weirder things than that.

Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks

Yet, incredibly delicious

It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.

That's real Cambodian

Sleepy milk

Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌

That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.