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[–] 64 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Before anyone says anything, 7/10 is good, actually. So, congrats! Happy for you 💜

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  • [–] [S] 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    thank you!! she said it'd be higher if i took a better picture so now I Gotta

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 4 days ago (6 children)

    i have two of those two if you want to see them

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    [–] 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    Show us your penis for judgment you coward

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  • [–] 15 points 4 days ago (6 children)

    I love sending random strangers Dick pics.

    NSFW

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Is... is.. is that a giant golden scrotum?

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  • [–] 14 points 4 days ago

    Well, let’s see this 7/10

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  • [–] 11 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    oh my god did you actually use this template correctly?? fuck yeah

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  • [–] 10 points 4 days ago

    Better than I've rated most penises sent to me x3

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago (8 children)

    I wonder what rating I would get :3c

    (If anyone really wants to do it, it's in my posts ;3)

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    oh christ..oh jeez...oh my...uh. hrm, def 8 or higher, maybe 8.5

    not usually the type to rate - more just the get down to bidniss type hahaha

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Thanks~

    I think I remember you praising me before :3c

    If you go to my dms, I could always show you a bit more of it~

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    I tried - idk if its a cross-instance issue or not - did you receive it?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Nope, no messages after my "of course :3" :(

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    hopefully that's a rating and not 7/10 of a pizza

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    pics or it didn't happened!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

    shouldn't the top and bottom text be swapped? this meme is telling me your dick pic complement is being overwhelmed by ginormous breakup grief

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago*

    Nah, because the little guy in this meme wipes the floor with the big guy. In fact, lots of fantasy books/games/films involve the normal sized hero defeat the giant evil bad guy. This one in particular is from Dark Souls, and the little guy's job is to go around and bring the demigods that abandoned their responsibilities back home, dead or alive, and make them do their damn jobs

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