I have a bird feeder. It's a very successful squirrel feeder.

If you walk. Without. Rhythm. You won't. Attract. The bird.

I’d be a GIGANTIC… invisible bird I’d spend all day flying at top speed… into sliding glass doors. People would hear a big THUMP… and they’d say: 'Ohh!! A BIRD… must have hit the sliding… glass door!' Then, they would… run off and look, and… what?! No bird!

which is very healthy apparently: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20261019-birdwatching-rewires-the-brain-and-slows-cognitive-decline

I could certainly go for a yard and a bird feeder

I was walking down the street the other day and a mother with a little boy holding her hand came in the opposite direction. The little boy pointed at me and said to his mother "look mommy, it's an old man!" I'm fucking 59, I'm not Christopher Walken.

Gosh, I wish I had this! Or at least a yard of some sort. Or at least a home of any kind...

well, he did seal himself inside a bunker back in 1962. things are bound to change some.

Can I skip to staring at the bird feeder? That sounds nice.

I think the crypt keeper Christopher Walken gets a pass

Yes, except I'll never be as cool as Christopher Walken.

This is called a life well lived.

can confirm

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The voice

What?...

gestures all over the fucking place

You gonna just fly over this bird-feeder, for which I have procured premium seeds in a gently, hand mixes quantity?

Man starts gyrating at the hips.

Laurence Fishbourne and colleagues shout and celebrate rather enthusiastically.

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