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[–] 143 points 1 week ago (5 children)

and in exchange hes rigging the elections. there i completed the loop for anyone still out of it....

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  • [–] 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Elon’s head is held to his torso by only but a neck.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    someone needs yo make elon musk say "if you're reading this, you're gay."

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  • [–] 59 points 1 week ago (4 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I know planes don't crash very often statistically, but imagine the worldwide lack of sadness if this one did.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I would even go so far and say this would be celebration worthy.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    They would have to commit more brutality than is already committed in the US every year to get people to stop celebrating this shit. It would literally be a year long, mass celebration that the world hasn’t seen since at least the COVID vaccines were finalized.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

    The grift!

    He paid for government access to shutdown all the regulators that were looking into his fraud. Quid pro quo classic corruption out in the open. He should already been in prison.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    He's a flight risk.
    Arresting him then chopping his arms and legs off would be a good way to stop him making a run for it!! (If he's not guilty then give him back his appendages)

    Another alternative is my patented "feet first woodchipper slow dunk." I can't explain the basics about this option because I get too excited...

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  • [–] 46 points 1 week ago (9 children)
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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    You'd have to find them first and then probably touch them. Who among us has the time and gastrointestinal fortitude to accomplish such a feat?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    If it helps heal America, I would make this sacrifice ✊

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Damn, you really volunteered as tribute. Hardcore.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    hell, I'd volunteer to do it with a belt sander or soldering iron.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (2 children)

    That's cute,

    First you restrain him,

    Then,

    Feed him street spice, they type that makes you tense and extra sensative.

    Next

    Using an acid, desolve the surface layer of scrotum skin.

    Then, using another cup, a mix of lemon and lime juice, alcohol, ghost pepper, and most important, the suicide plant leaf from Australia, oh and pineapple, for good measure, immerse the already upset balls into this mixture.

    Spill some onto the penis for good measure.

    Next, hook him up with an IV, give him morphine, why?

    To make him beg.

    Then unleash bullet ant venom in his veins, tricking him into believing it's morphine.

    All the while, have a live stream of the destruction of how businesses.

    Also make the room uncomfortably hot.

    And for fun, waterboard him while he cries out on pain.

    Then make him watch the slaughter of his parents, spilling the blood over his open wounds.

    Tell him, if he survives this, he can have jail cell.

    Then as he is released from the restraints, make him get stung by blue ring octopus and break all his limbs.

    Make sure you do this while he is alive.

    Stuff his corpse into a radioactive cannister and toss him into thar deep hole in Russia. Or make new deep hole to toss him into.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Um, isn't he basically a welfare queen and supposedly worth nearly a trillion?

    It seems like this is only the latest $16 billion he got from taxpayers?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago*

    yes. it turns out there is an illegal immigrant who rapes Americans, steals American jobs, kills people all over the world, and ruins the fabric of our society while robbing us all and polluting the world dozens of children.

    and I think in this one case, we can compromise with conservatives on what to do about him.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    That's ridiculous.

    ALL of his money is misappropriated taxpayer money.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Wait to you learn that Tesla was never profitable because the reality was the majority of their profits were based on financial instruments like carbon credits. It was always a pump and dump scam.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Let's keep it simple and sweet, everything musk does is a grift.

    He finds smart people so sometimes things get built by accident, but he's ultimately just a grifter

    Like his flying car business... Instead of building a giant quad and making a real flying "car" (as many have done), he spent God knows how much to build an rc car that could never, ever, in any country, be allowed on the road

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Here's an idea. Take it back?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    that's not how money works. it works on social consensus. if we all agree tomorrow to give each other bread and pay our landlords' mortgages in exchange for parker brothers barbie™©® monopoly™©® money, that's real money. who has it is who we agree have it.

    the dead in our culture have nothing.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago

    Other countries have executed elected leaders for far less, and he not even elected, nor a leader!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    That's how he paid for that stupid car.

    You notice how the windows are all dark. Even the front ?

    That car had no seats or anything inside. Just the jet engines machinery. what a joke.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Not like it matters. That thing is a bomb on wheels. Even if that big rc car could still flip with a floppy human charging the center of gravity, you'd have to have a death wish to get inside that thing while it's moving, let alone jumping

    200lbs of highly compressed air right behind the passengers.... If it popped, it would be like the Titan submersible, except after it turns you into red mist it would also release shrapnel

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

    I saw some video years ago about why hover cars are incapable of stopping. Which means they are pointless as a means for transportation, for the most part.

    When something is in the air, there is little you can do to put on the brakes.

    Even a jet has to land first, then brake the wheels.

    It's just like a boat being in the water but worse.

    There is no way to quickly maneuver nor stop.

    The bigger it is, the worse this problem becomes.

    Also unlike a boat which still has some semblence of a plane to balance on. Something in the air can rotate 360° in every axis.

    Meaning it's very easy for it to flip over.

    Unlike a wave making a boat rise a bit or tip a little to the side, a big gust of wind could flip a hover car over.

    The only way to fully resolve that problem would be multiple propulsion jets on every side.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    If only there was a way to have 4 or more sources of thrust to balance, giving you full control over your orientation....

    I'm calling it the tetracopter. It's my idea, no one steal it

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    But would such a thing work on a larger heavy vehicle holding weight that shifts around inside ?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    By using multiple redundant gyroscopes and a chip to adjust the thrust to each propeller hundreds of times a second. I hear the wimote has cheap accelerometers that can work, but once it catches on I'm sure people will make specialized boards for this

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Ya don’t say.

    Meanwhile, some of us can’t afford McDonalds. Or electricity.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    No it's the immigrants or other brown people on welfare just to survive that are the problem

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    i know someone who got life for less

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Shit... you don't know the half of it. Trump has probably laundered a trillion dollars through this crapbag in the past two years.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    We are going after the wrong immigrants.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Eviscerate is a fun word.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    That old Bob Dylan line..."Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you King".

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Is he gonna be slammed?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Only in the US, the land of freedom and opportunity, can any person who is willing to pick themselves up, work hard and stay straight achieve this too.............. /s

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  • People act like the UK didn't already have a parliament before the US formed and like everyone in US had the right to vote (rather than the roughly 25% at it's beginning) like it was some kind of democratic singularity rather part of a moving front. The propaganda is strong.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    On one hand, that's $16 billion in contracts so not directly into his pockets.

    On the other, that's one line item he's acquired from the federal government over the last decade or so of intensively working contracts for the government.

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  • He openly had communications with dignataries and leaders of other countries about how the U.S. should be changed and tried to enact such while not having permission to do so. It's hard to not find this illegally immigrated now American guilty of several crimes. If he was worth 32 million he'd be in prison and possibly sentenced to death for treason.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    The truly disgusting thing about this is $16 million is literal pocket change for this guy. It’s a rounding error. He did it because it’s his nature.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Where are all the people who are mad at low-income people for leeching off the system?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    And he brought us shame on a daily basis:

    https://infosec.pub/post/54298263

    Here's today's "I'm proud to be an American"....

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago

    I assume this means his companies were paid 16B in contracts to the government?

    Still scandalous as he'll, but worth mentioning.

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