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[–] 53 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

CRANKIN HOG IS NOT BOUGIE, BROTHER, CRANKIN HAWWWG CAN BE ENJOYED BY ALL WHO HAVE HOG AND CRANK, MATERIALS THAT WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE TO ALL WHO WISH TO PARTAKE

AROOOOOOOOOO

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    THE PROLETARIAT MUST SIEZE THE MEANS OF HOG CRANKING BROTHER CUMRADE!

    AROOOOOOOOO

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  • [–] 66 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

    We all know these distinctions no longer matter. The new two classes are: billionaire corrupting society and destroying the planet.... And everyone else.

    If your bank account has less than 9 digits then welcome to the fight comrade.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Yep. I did the math recently for Zuckerberg (and his 5% tax) and 1/1000 of his wealth would make my family rich for generations if they manage it well barring some kind of financial collapse.

    One-one thousandth.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Wait a moment. Does that mean foreplay implies free time? I can't join the worker's revolution if it means no more cuddles before snu-snu.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago

    AROOOO, BROTHER, SEIZE THE MEANS OF HOG PRODUCTION FROM THE PRIUS-DRIVIN' LIBRULS WHO AIN'T CRANKED A DAY IN THEIR MF'IN LIVES.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Geddy Lee voice: “I get up, 7am and crank my hog til 9”

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    CRANKIN THAT HAWG!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Edging indicates solidarity with the Lay Down movement that our comrades in China innovated. Lay down and edge yourself, and in doing so reject the idea of “productivity.” When you release we will see you on the barricades.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

    Gooning is very resource intensive, not just the electricity or time involved think about the need to for content, even if we assume it's all old favourites then what about the storage

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

    Beyond the specificity that one can achieve in their desired content, I have data to back this up that it's much more space efficiently to be a degenerate furry than a normie.

    I currently have 9,237 files in my normies collection to the tune of 35GB (almost all photos, rarely video). Compare that with 25,763 files in my yiff category, of which is also 35GB. Again, even more so, these are very rarely videos. And for the normie stuff, if you can get original content hot off the presses straight from their camera directly to you - no compression, size reduction, etc that websites and apps usually cause - these can be biiiig files by comparison.

    I've been saving content for over two decades, and I'm kind of specific in what I like, hence the discrepancy between the two categories. I could absolutely see a typical person accruing 100GB+ easily. Especially if they prefer video, that number skyrockets.

    Thanks for attending my UwUtalk.

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