TN voter here. The poll workers are aware and on point. I was given a warning delivered in a very neutral tone. "Because there are so many options and the options are narrow some people have been noticing when they try to select an option it chooses the one above. Make sure the tip of your finger touches the candidate you are choosing. Double check the candidate you want is selected as a grayed box. Triple check the candidate you chose is showing on the review page. Quadruple check the candidate you chose is printed on the slip before feeding it into the counting machine. Come to us if the printed slip does not show the candidate you chose and we'll spoil it and reset your vote." Poll workers are heros.
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This bug will get fixed before the election. It's supposed to flip to the GOP candidate AFTER the submit button is pressed and without the voters knowledge.
Funny how it never flips for Dems.
See, that's pure coincidence and has nothing to do with manipulation. But if it would flip for the Dems, then it would be 100% Biden's fault. Who is probably not even American, but from Ghana. And has very poor approval ratings.
*This depends entirely on your reality bubble dictated by preferred news source.
I'm sure the talk radio blowhards are reporting exactly this, that the machines are flipping to those wiley and dastardly liberals, but their side will win anyway because everybody loves them and their emperor and everybody thinks they've never done better than they are right now.
In Canada we don’t even use machines. Just mark an X and count the papers you rubes.
Literally. Elections is the one thing I don’t trust with digitalisation.
Just the one?
No, more. I wouldn’t have nuclear codes digital either. I wouldn’t want ChatGPT to get ahold of them and make a whoopsie with a “You right, I did a mistake there eradicating Angola. Here’s what happened.”
(the following is a joke extension written by my own two fleshy thumbs. It is not real slop.)
Edit: Can't leave an awful thing alone. Moar emdashes and emojis! Is it believable yet? Lol
((NORADGPT is typing. . .))
"I called the wrong tool by mistake, using my knowledge, abilities, and superior intellect. And honestly? That's not a 'Crime against humanity.' That's real strength.
(bullet points after "What is a Angola?")
- ✅ According to multiple sources online — They had it coming. (link to a few .info sites nobody's heard of)
- ✅ You can put something else there now — A Burger Zone or a Home Warehouse or just "More America"! — And honestly? I'd call that winning. 🦅🫡🇺🇸🛒🛍️ (Disclaimer: names of companies might be incorrect.)
- ✅ Lots of mineral resources 💎💎📈📈📈.
- ✅ Beach front property will get MUCH more affordable 🤑.
Why you might not like my decision:
- ❌ People were there — Generally this will be seen as a con if you are one of those, and nuclear detonations are known to be harmful to them. 🚀☢️☠️
- ❌ The radioactive fallout will likely drift across the planet — We can delve into the effects of that if you like.🚀☢️☠️
- ❌ The detonation of a nuclear warhead🚀 likely triggered multiple self-defense launches 📡 from other nuclear-armed countries —Depending on where you and they are located, they could reach you anywhere from within a few hours to mi_
(CONNECTION INTERRUPTED. PLEASE REFRESH.)
Sigh, the simpler days of hanging chads...
Which was also stupidly complex. Just mark a fucking x
Add a photograph to the mix for 8x mult.
Same in civilized states in the US. Mark by hand, counted by machine, and recounted by hand if necessary.
The funny part is these voting machines actually just send your selections to a printer, which creates a hard copy with the corresponding bubbles filled in next to your selected names.
Then you feed that printed ballot into a counting machine. And the counting machine is just a fancy scantron reader. The point of the printer is that it creates a hard copy which can be counted by hand for recounts. It also gives the voter a last chance to review their selections (and ask a poll worker to invalidate their vote and let them start over if anything is incorrect) before they actually feed it into the counting machine.
But then how do you compare and correct the result to the desired outcome?
I posted this in the politics community They said don't be a conspiracy theorist and removed the post. Is that community a bunch of right wing simps?
They said don’t be a conspiracy theorist and removed the post.
Have you tried changing the headline from "Tennessee" to "North Korea" and just see if it slips under their radar?
That's a big yikes. WSMV looks like a perfectly reasonable local news source based In Tennessee, and it's not even owned by Sinclair!
This looks like local tech issues and not an attempt to steal an election. But with how openly Republicans have been saying they're going to try something to ratfuck this election, and the amount of bullshit from LW politics mods, suppressing this story is not okay.
But with how openly Republicans have been saying they’re going to try something to ratfuck this election
You mean like this?
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/us/politics/justice-dept-alaska-senate-race-sullivan.html
Yeah. It's kinda odd how feds didn't get involved all those tines when it was a Republican intentionally trying to fuck with the Dem candidate.
Getting banned from the politics community is just a right of passage on Lemmy.
or tankies. they actually dont believe the election was rigged or stolen in the machines.
I have two questions about this:
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Why do Americans use these machines? Just turn up at the polling station, confirm your name and address, get handed your ballot paper, mark it with an X, drop it in the box. Bish bash bosh.
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What the fuck is with that weird "news reporter voice" they always do on American news!? Just speak normally.
America, more than ever, varies a lot by state.
I'm from New England. I vote in person because it's fast and easy. In my urban town, everyone lives within a 5-10 minute walk of their polling location. There is never a line and it takes like 2 minutes tops. It's a paper ballot, fill-in-the-bubble style. I had to vote absentee once: I swung through town hall and took care of it in like 15 minutes - same deal except it went in a signed and sealed envelope.
Because that voice and cadence is how you know that I'm telling the truth.............and am REALLY important. BruisedMoose, piefed.social. Back to you la508.
If you've ever had to grade a scantron test, you would know how hard "fill in the little circle completely, and only fill in one circle per question" is for the general population.
Eh. Big difference in motivation between high schoolers taking a test and adults voting. Also, the circles on the ballots are larger and spaced farther apart.


In many countries automated counting is not a thing. All interested parties gather in a room and manually count it.
1 - so someone could make money off selling them
2 - probably thanks to radio news and a stylistic choice that took hold
The "News Reporter Voice" is actually an Ohio accent. Or rather, the distinct lack of an accent. Add in proper enunciation while projecting calm authority, and BAM! that Ohio non-accent turns into the News Reporter Voice.
There’s no such thing as a lack of an accent. All that means is “it’s the same accent as me”. To a Brit, someone from Ohio has an extremely thick American accent, what with all the rhotic Rs and such.
well, I mean, it's a lack of any specific American accent. They don't sound like they're from the Appalachia, West/East coast, or Boston, or the south etc. etc. A lot of American television news reporters came from Columbus, Ohio back-in-the-day because we just don't have a regional dialect.
What I said still applies in the context of American accents. There’s nothing that makes Ohio’s accent the base from which others deviate. It’s literally just the one you happen to be the most used to hearing. To someone who grew up in rural West Virginia, your accent is quite noticeable, and their neighbors just talk normally. To them, everyone but them has an accent. Yours isn’t special in any way.
They don't sound like they're from the Appalachia, West/East coast, or Boston, or the south etc. etc.
No, they sound like they’re from Ohio.
No, I mean, the "radio announcer" and thus the "news reporter" voice was modeled after the Ohio accent, because it was seen as a non-accent. You're right that we have one, it's just so incredibly bland, that it comes across as not one at all.
Here's an article that goes into further detail
Vizetelly, who established a school for announcers at CBS, was concerned with maintaining the “purity” of American English. In his mind, the Midwest was the place to be—and Ohio in particular.
Vizetelly and other educators felt that broadcasters could evoke trustworthiness and objectivity by imitating the speech of the “heartland.” Eventually, when radio announcers and TV journalists began sounding like they were from the Midwest, the “broadcaster’s dialect” became understood as normal.
Ah. I’ll grant that because it’s an accent that guy liked, it became a prevalent accent in news and popular media.
I’d still push back on it being bland, since that’s still just familiarity. Someone who grew up in rural Appalachia without electricity hearing it for the first time would find it quite thick and probably make fun of it and find ways to exaggerate it.
That "news reporter" voice has gotten steadily worse over the years. I stopped watching news of any kind a long time ago partially because of how annoying that voice and cadence was. Every time I see any news reporting now it's all I can do not to take to the TV (or whatever) with a baseball bat. I can't take it seriously at all and it's so SO much worse now.
Not all states use voting machines, it's a state by state thing. The news voice I think is something they are trained in. It might be a holdover from the radio days and the "trans-atlantic" accent.
What the fuck is with that weird "news reporter voice" they always do on American news!?
RIGHT?! It's quite bizarre. Maybe it's some kind of standard for maximum clarity or something. It annoys me too, just like "commercial voice."
We do it correctly in Washington State. We get our ballot in the mail, mark it at home, and stick it in a mail box or ballot drop box. It's amazing, and I remember being baffled when I learned voting in person wasn't obsolete.
With no ID checks?
You need a valid state ID or SSN to register. Can register online, by mail or in person.
If you get an EDL you are automatically registered.
Easy peasy.
Despite republican claims to the contrary, you do actually need proper ID to vote.
As someone not from the US I don't know why you need janky machines with dodgy UI and touchscreen calibration. Why not just a pencil, you get your slip, put an X in the box next to your candidate. Works fine everywhere else...
It was an excuse for state legislators to give out no-bid contracts to companies they own stock in. It's that simple. That's the only reason they exist.
Some places, all the places I've been, give you the option. The machines are typically for people with bad vision because it makes everything easier to see. At the end of the day the machine just prints to the bubble sheet anyway and then that sheet is read by another machine.
It worked fine here too until people realized it was another avenue for crooked income. The machines I once worked on stored data to pcmcia media. They worked fine. They didn't need to replace them, but they did anyhow. Because money.

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