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[–] 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

"..and then she went all South America on me!"

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  • [–] 44 points 2 weeks ago

    oh you're so ecuadorable.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Would you love me even if I was a worm Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar Palacios Ponte y Blanco

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  • [–] 28 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

    when the people flirting with me are so far away 😭️

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Dragons don't have brothers and sisters?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I'm not a brother or a sister

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Yeah I changed my Tinder to different south American countries for the lulz when I had it and... Realised two things: 1) I'd do so much better over there 2) many of them probably just think I have money because I'm white so I'm not sure they actually liked me. I just got tons of matches.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 weeks ago

    While you can get the attention of the FBI by sending picture of your self while under age, this method is slightly different and works with the CIA instead.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago

    "Can I interest you with some fascinating GEOGRAPHY NERDERY?"

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I read this as Flirt -> Get with flirted with -> SA (Sexual assault)

    I was was like "wow that escalated fast"

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    The intended image suprised pikachu, wasn't it.

    edit: oh hey gonzako

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Get over here girl I'm about to get South America on that ass.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    True true we are all south america in that scenario.

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  • That's (Brazil) nuts!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    Triple commas,,,?

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