It’s run by the pizza man. He’s got a pizza plan.

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[–] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Are you at the combination Taco Bell & Pizza Hut?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Pineapple, ham, jalapeños, onions

    Hawaiian supreme

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  • [–] 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    I’ll take…

    Pepperoni, and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

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    I would love to see a weirdly introspective tmnt where they suddenly realize how much better they would be without pizza… a lack of diabetes… blood pressure… all the salt of those anchovies.

    Also there was that ep where shredder and the boys set up a pizza shop to track the weirdest order possible cause it had to come from the turtles.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago

    I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large,

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    make me one with everything

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Garlic bread pls

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Left Pizza, None Beef please

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Barbeque chicken and a pizza plan to tax the rich

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    He takes installments? Jesus.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    I would not like one sam I an

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Let me start off with a basket of chips
    Then move on to the pollo asado taco
    I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    My usual: large deep pan, 2 x spicy pork, 2 x spicy beef, 2 x doner kebab meat, jalapeños, fresh green chillies. Please and thank you.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I wish they had doner and green chillies at a pizza place near us, sounds good!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    My local pizza place calls this pizza the ‘Hossenfeffer’ because it’s what I order every time and have been doing so for about fifteen years.

    I don’t know if anyone else has ever ordered it. But it’s the chien’s testicles.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    A pizza man, a pizza plan, a pizza canal - Pizza Panama

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    A veggie pie with anchovies, and make sure there's onion on it. Also garlic butter dipping sauce. I'm making my wife prove how much she loves me

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    CanIgetUhmmm One single Olive

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    May I please have eggrolls stod up like candles

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    He's gonna make me money in pizza land?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Gimme two deluxe pizzas with nuttin'

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    A capricciosa

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    Three taco supremes.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Beef patty with pepperoni and mozzarella. No coco bread tho

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  • Hot honey pizza if they have

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Gorgonzola, walnuts, capers, olives, chipotle flakes, and a little grated vintage cheddar please. If that doesn't fit into the pizza man's pizza plan, don't trust the pizza man.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Hey yeah man get me a medium pie with bacon, jalapeno, and extra cheese. Thanks buddy.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    get one with pineapple for me and you can throw it in the trash

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Chicago style with Canadian bacon and shrimp.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    if they have stuffed pizza by the slice I'll take one, preferably mushroom onion and sausage but whatever they have ready is fine

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Oh, a cyber-dinette, just like on Reddit!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Big spender. Now that it’s almost $40 for a large 2 topping pizza.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    They got garlic fingers there?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Gimme that burrito deep dish.

    No you may not ask any questions.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Just to fuck with you guys, a Trenton style mustard pie

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    get me that garlic bread with cheese and pepperoni.

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    5 cheese pizza but a cute lady also farts on it.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Whatever the chili hot pizza is, and one with bacon onion and egg to keep for breakfast.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    No. I took too much chalories to me recently. Have to chop down again

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    If you could hook it up with a pizza pan

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Yo, get the hot fish with peppers and mushrooms

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    One large deep dish spinach, mushroom, and Italian sausage with a side of cheesey bread please.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Use hot sauce instead of tomato and put some canned chicken on top.

    That with blue cheese on it is peak breakfast.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    I'll take some garlic knots, thanks. Next time's on me.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    I'll have a Hawaiian with mayo as the base. Please and thank you!

    Edit: Anchovies too if it's not too late!!!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    the one with lizard people and pedos. wait. thats private islands. always get those mixed up.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    In this economy? Tax the rich..

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    Nah I'm good, thanks for asking though 🤘

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