Oh my god. Where? Tell me where the transgender witches are please. You know, so I can avoid them, or whatever.

And right now, if you’re a left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump

Dick... I'm a straight white CIS man and I fucking detest Donald Trump

I just want to take a moment to thank the transgender witches for their hard work. Keep it up, you heroes of the new world!

Love you, transgender witches

Looks like they seriously ran out of real arguments if they have to resort to "witchcraft" to explain why they lose.

Republicans appear cursed because their party is in power

No, it's Americans who appear cursed because their party is in power.

I pledge allegiance to the transgender witches

I'm with the transgender witches. I wish them unlimited mana for their curses.

time is a flat circle. i can just hear larry nichol's gravelly voice as he explains to alex jones how hilary clinton is in a coven with linda bloodworth-thomason doing blood magic.

edit: adding a shoutout to my fellow wonks. remember, life is very fragile.

GOPers are cursed by the response to their own traitorous actions.

"How about we all come together and say, 'Let's stop attacking pedophiles?'". -Ted Cruz 2025

I will personally buy drinks or cook a meal of their choice for any transgender witches of my acquaintance that let me join them in casting a curse on Ted Cruz personally.

And I blame Ted Cruz.

Are the transgender witches in the room with us right now, Ted? Cause if they are I'm gonna have a drink with them, they sound fun.

Ritual Black Magick and Hermeticism require the novice to contact, explore, accept, and exhalt their most opposite sexual identity, so this has always been a thing.

Grant Morrison has some really interesting experiences with this, but we are all some varying percentages of part male, part female, and part neither. Identifying as any one of these strongly and entirely while renouncing the others is essentially denying your soul/spirit a fair chance to develop fully in this lifetime. You don’t have to commit to anything if you don’t want to, but as a man, you can’t understand how to treat others until you’ve walked a mile in their heels, skate shoes, cowboy slippers, weighted diving boots, lacy pink booties or wooden clogs. ( I think that covers it )

The the same Ted Cruz who =>looks at loooong list of stupid bs<=...

So Ted Cruz huh?

So i misread the title.

I thought he was saying the transgender witch hunt was the problem, like they went too far on their bigotry, and i was like damn, well the saying goes a broken clock is right twice a day.

But nah, I just misread it.

I feel like Old Gods of Appalachia should use this as a writing prompt for a one off non-canon episode.

Also, listen to Old Gods of Appalachia, that show is so fucking good.

Lol. These warriors of god gonna lose to crossdressing practitioners of the mystical arts? Way to go, losers!

To be fair, thousands of witches world wide have hexed these pedo scumbags.

The pedo GOP & their cult deserves every single bad thing that happens to them.

I will thank them but it's always been black women that have dragged the Dems across the line.

Thanks ladies!

Are the transgender witches in the room with you right now Cruz?

Are they as scary as the antifa?

Please include the relevant portion of the article

“This happens a lot in midterms, where the party out of power, they’re usually ticked off,” he said. “And right now, if you’re a left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump, and you’re going to show up. You’re energized.”

He probably blames transgendered witches when he can't get his little shrimp dick hard for his wife.

Ah, missed the chance to say "Transgender, Somali, Communist, Antfia, Gentle-Parenting, Open-Source, Mutual-aid, Sex-positive witches".

fortunately I have rank choice voting

There was a transgender witch write in on my ballot, but I don't think she'll win.

Can that guy take a faulty flight to somewhere where he won’t be expected to do anything?