Too much personality.

Not enough plastic and her makeup looks too natural

The most competent press secretary the administration has had so far!

She is more attractive than the others. She is who she says she is. This is leagues better than all the previous ones.

Let's see the lettuce hold up against this one.

I would have also accepted this

the cross was a nice touch.

I hate to objectify a woman but she's the prettiest one so far.

Close her mouth, I can SEE Putin's hand.

Mar-a-lagoooooooooo face

Finally, one that matches up with how much actual information we get out of the administration. And her voice isn't annoying.

The most important thing that a woman press secretary under Trump must possess, is a certain look that implies that they are sexually available to the President and this one perfectly fits the description.

I’m soo scared it could be actually a thing.

Maria Lago

This legit made me burst out laughing

They're the same picture.

trumps slurred voice The new secretary is the best secretary this great country ever had. She has a beautiful beautiful head and a strong head and she can give... so much! She also has alot in her head, especially when we meet. Our meetings are always fruitfull and i often feel lighter... creepy grin than before.

Also look at her hands everyone. Tiny strong hands... moving this countries'... this great countries'... columns... this countries' great pillars...

dementia kick People often ask me why things are so bad in this country. Actually my milk in the fridge just went bad this week. Thanks sleepy Joe Obama for printing best before dates on milk. When i was young.. milk didnt go bad? pfft. This was because they did not print dates on the packages! gets scuffled off stage by his security

She has just as much in her head as any of the others.