Sign saying "Put some South in your mouth" but it's a dontdeadopeninside so it's "Put some in your South Mouth"

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[–] 90 points 1 year ago (19 children)

“South mouth”… wake up honey, a new euphemism just dropped.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago* (15 children)

    It's not new lol

    It'd also been called the vertical smile.

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    Well boy do I have a horror film for you....

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I already saw that one, actually. Or rather part of it, since I got bored and found something better to watch pretty quickly 🤷

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    S O U T H M O U T H

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago*

    This is some crazy color coordination for me.

    I think it's a sign to put some south in my south-mouth? I'm too high to decipher this message from the universe

    P.s - nice username, Gork

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    That reminds me of a joke:

    What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

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    There was a guy I knew in college who insisted everyone call him "South."

    "Put some South in yo mouth!" was his constant catchphrase.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well don't put any in your east or west mouth or you might puncture your eardrum

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    ...darling it's better down where it's wetter...

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Feel good from Mouth to South!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Southern rap lyric

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    TBF, quite a lot of really good food originated in poverty. You don't have a lot of quality ingredients, so you spend generations finding ways to make shit food taste better on the cheap.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I know of a BBQ joint that is their slogan

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Two sides of the same coin.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This is either telling me to use a supository or eat ass.

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